Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for December 26, 2023

Snap, crackle, Pop!

The Great Apes can be proud of their heroic “student”.

M’Lunga should say “Ka-goda”. But does he have an English-apish dictionary?

And when Tarzan threw him over his shoulder again with all his might, the former North Kohrian became a South Kohrian…

For a full Nelson, Tarzan says “Ha Ha!” For a half Nelson, he only says “Ha!”

“…And then his head fell off.”

Flying sword, flying M’Lunga. Can’t everyone just stay on the ground? Or is that too hot…

Betty gonna gets killed any moment now but sure let us stands and watches this KCW wrestling match.

Snappy Christmas….,

Make it fast, guys, there’s still the sacrifice going on behind the door – remember?

The classic Tarzan Full Nelson. Automatic win for the Lord of the Jungle.

Never bring paws to a hand to hand combat fight.

The fight nears its end .

Wong is trying to use his Ring of Power. Cracker Jacks said it would work!

This is too good. Betty will just have to wait.

Good thing Tarzan is in full shorts today. His weekday loin rag would lead to wardrobe malfunction, here!

Snap! Crackle! Pop! Buh-bye, M’Lunga! Too bad you won’t be around for the blood curdling victory cry of the mighty bull ape!

Tarzan may be making M’Lunga uncomfortable with a full nelson, but he can’t be all that comfortable trying to hold it.

All of that unshaved hair is not helping smelly M’lunga in this matchup. Hopefully Tarzan will snap his thick neck in time for all to see Betty Boob sacrificed to Merala’s ancient gods!

Good thing it was a full Nelson and not a half Nelson or a one-quarter Nelson, that would have been bad.