Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for March 19, 2024

"Mal"catraz.

Very old crocodile Glgod eh. Well you fools not knows Tarzan the old crocodile god killer.

That crocodile will soon probably become a luggage, if it is up to Tarzan…

Oh dear, that croc’s days are numbered now.

Why does Kroog face looks like a mask?

Tarzan will have Ma-Amu for breakfast……..

This calls for Tantor, again! Mr T is wondering if the pachyderms will fit through the small enterance.

Looks like Ma-amu is free to roam around, snacking on puppies and little kids.

Over in Dick Tracy I blame the writer for a lack of coherence. Here I’m going to blame the artist. “We need a mud and wattle hut for the cavemen to hold their prisoners,” the writer informs him. “Those don’t look interesting,” the artist muses. I’m going to show a three story stone building with a portcullis… I’m sure cavemen had them."

Oh, and those spear points are not paleolithic (caveman era).

Kroog not only told him where the prisoners were kept, but then told him how many guards there were and when the changing of the guard occurs. He also gave him a map of the palace grounds for good measure.

Tarzan says, “He eats prisoners, eh? Here, hold my beer.”.

Ma-amu said, do you mind? This is sacred ground. You can buy autographed pictures and authentic medallions in the souvenir shop. Prayer requests should be left in the jar by my mud hole.

“Ma-Amu?,” Tarzan replied. “You mean Gimla? Heck, I eat Gimla for breakfast. I kill a croc every fifth panel or so. Go ahead, toss me in with him. Let’s just see who gets ‘sacrificed’! BWAHAHAHA!”

One more croc for the purse or shoe industry.

Kroog look high in p2… Kroog thinking maybe gator god be good in gumbo, or maybe Tarzan be good wingman when cruising for hot cave action. Or maybe Kroog just still living in stoned age. Kroog think maybe Tarzan be sacrificed to gator god, Tarzan kill gator god. Then god dead. Kroog live life dream to announce “god is dead” and be stoned age Nietzsche.

Plus gator gumbo. Kroog Nietzsche have munchies.

Well I guess we all know where Tarzan is headed and how much longer old Mr. Crocodile Ma-Amu has until he becomes a new handbag and pair of shoes for Jane.

So Tarzan will be adding deicide to his repertoire?