Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for March 30, 2024

“Escapism” @ its most challenging.

Start chipping away at the wood door with your knife Tarzan.

Say what’s that modern spring loaded door handle lock doing in this supposedly cavemens-like joint?

It might all hinge on the primative door furniture. The aforementioned hinges may have easily removed pins.

Meanwhile, in the rapidly evolving caveman tech, Toom is starting up his steam-powered car to escape. When he arrives at his destination he’ll be behind the wheel of a 1949 Ford™.

Foiled by a wooden door.

Suddenly the floor shuttered.

Tarzan considers whether to dig a pit to the room below, or summon Tantor to break the door.

Tarzan thinks “When I picked his pocket for the knife, wallet and watch, I should have taken his keys too!”.

Well there you go, wily Toom is related to Wile E. Coyote. The Acme door springs are much better quality than those old Acme nets. Time for the victory cry of the wild bull roadrunner.

Just sit and wait for dinner I guess.

“Oh, Sheeta, I’ll never live this down at the Kreegah Klub…”

Another week of ’round and ’round we go before stinky skinny Toom meets his doom!

Beware of Wily cavemen and coyotes.

Where one door closes, another opens (but where, but where?)