Has it been established how worthless Volthar was captured by those flea-infested A-rabs in the first place? Cathane, no doubt, has a beautiful Queen who will have the hots for Tarzan before he’s thrown in with the gladiators and gets to do his Spartacus routine…….. Hmmmmmm.
In his misspent youth Tarzan was fond of dropping a lasso over the head of an unsuspecting native cannibal, hoisting them up a bit, and then leaving them to dangle like some sort of ghastly Christmas ornament for the cannibal village to ponder. It’s good to see he hasn’t lost his touch. ;-)
SHAKEDOWNCITY 13 days ago
Tarzan brings them back from “brink” of death.
Gent 12 days ago
So ya means Tarzan only helps worthless peoples and kills worthy animals for that eh.
Trespassers W 12 days ago
He through the loop over his head? Not the shoulders? No wonder Volthar was choking by the time Tarz pulled him to the shore.
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 12 days ago
He admits it !
Polsixe 12 days ago
Time for a sad story from Volthar.
Old Comic Strip Lover 12 days ago
This guy is so inept I’m guessing his fellow citizens are glad he left. They’re going to be ticked off at Tarzan when he is brought back!
profkatz 12 days ago
Has it been established how worthless Volthar was captured by those flea-infested A-rabs in the first place? Cathane, no doubt, has a beautiful Queen who will have the hots for Tarzan before he’s thrown in with the gladiators and gets to do his Spartacus routine…….. Hmmmmmm.
jtt 12 days ago
In his misspent youth Tarzan was fond of dropping a lasso over the head of an unsuspecting native cannibal, hoisting them up a bit, and then leaving them to dangle like some sort of ghastly Christmas ornament for the cannibal village to ponder. It’s good to see he hasn’t lost his touch. ;-)
anomaly 12 days ago
Worthless? Wait until you get the bill.
David Rickard Premium Member 12 days ago
Tarzan is the Roy Rogers of Lords of the Jungle.
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction 12 days ago
Everyone has worth….even if only measured in pennies.