Pickles by Brian Crane for July 13, 2021

Nelson reappears?

Either Nelson or grandma needs their ears checked.

When my freezer fan is making noise, giving it a quick knock with my knuckles usually clears it up. When an old guy is making noise, doing that makes him even louder. Go figure.

if it were the fridge, what sounds would it be making?

Yep!! It’s time to call Mr. Goodwrench!!

(O _ O)

Earl just tasted his first garlic, kale, rhubarb smoothie!

House sounds, Refrigerator sounds, Earl sounds: It’s all good. Everything is “normal” in the Pickle’s household.

Honestly, some days I swear my joints make more noise than my vocal chords! LOL :-)

He is probably sleeping in his recliner!

My refrigerator makes weird sounds, it came with a manual explaining that is normal!

Nelson should recognize those noises. He’s always there.

New refrigerators do make weird sounds !

BLORT?!

I’m assuming the move is off?

It reminds me of the Bill Engvall bit about where he’s talking about getting older and he mentions how he is making noises getting into bed…

Gonna havta get in line for this one.

I understand his confusion, our ancient* Subzero fridge sounds the same. *In appliance time, it’s been out of production for over a decade and I can’t get parts.

She licked the spoon and put the same spoon back in the pot and stirred? Yuck!! But, in her younger years all women did that when cooking.

Uh oh. If this was Thatababy we’d know what blort means.

“Blort” ??

Blort!??? Grandpa, you should know better than to eat that colorless, odorless white block with blue fuzz that took root in the bottom of the Crisper drawer…

I hope he’s ok…

BLORT?

Blort? Better check your drawers!

I have discovered with age that it is almost impossible to move without sound effects. Urg! Ooof! Ugg!, etc. I am positive, however, that I do not snore!

He putting on his shoes!

Mr Crane. Welcome back, hope you had a nice vacation

Looks back to normal in Pickles life, ate least my own hubby does not make that noise, me almost.

Oops, take this Depends to grandpa and hose him off in the back yard.

Earl really needs to remember to close the bathroom door when he uses the commode.

Alright people; that’s just too many damn ‘BLORT’ references (smirk, giggle)… Now cut it out!

I can relate…LOL

Sounds like he could use some WD-40.

Part of this is due to sudden emissions of gas, diagnosed as ‘F@rtic Dyskenesia’.

Go Comics needs to have emojis!

Every morning .

When you’re as old as Earl, you grab your enjoyment wherever you can find it. Like making disgusting noises. When you’re a kid, you start with making armpit-farts. Then age brings maturity, and with it, the concert that E. is putting on here. Listen and learn, Nelson.

Earl’s farts probably sound even worse then that.

The older Earl gets, the more noise he’ll make…just like the old refrigerator.