Herman by Jim Unger for July 16, 2021

Which rat won?

♪♫ I’m a Neanderthal man

You’re a Neanderthal girl

Let’s make Neanderthal love

In this Neanderthal world ♪♫

The rats?

Don’t worry. You’ll outrun the rat eventually.

Let’s go clubbin.

I think he’s taking his Paleo diet a bit too far

I must be getting old. The rats are getting faster every day.

Must be a single guy. If a married guy, his wife would carry the club.

I’m thankful that my rat race is over.

ONLY 15 years? How did he get off so easily. I worked 45 years before shedding the chains. Wait!! I was the boss! lol

It’s back to basics for Bob!

Really no one, if you don’t mind dinning from dumpsters and sleeping in a cardboard box.

Ah. Back to the simple life.

Now I hunt them with a big club for sustenance.

I wish they would’ve allowed clubs in our shop.

And the rats are winning.

He’ll be out clubbing tonight.