Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 17, 2021

If you haven’t before now, never travel First Class. If you ever experience it, in all future travels on aircraft you’ll just torment yourself for usually not being able to afford it.

And notice attendant is Pam as a blonde.

Add the extra fee and long check in line simulator and then end the simulation the lost luggage experience

Took 1st Class once. Yes over-priced but the only advantage was the first plane was running a bit late and the 2nd one waited a few extra minutes for us.

AND, they have better straw on the floor..

I fly a Cessna 172 all seats are coach. But I am PIC.

If you think kids don’t kick seats in first class, think again. You think they stick the kids in coach?

Sure don’t miss that.

I got stranded by bad weather once in Memphis (en route to Chicago) and got bumped to first class for my inconvenience. So, now I’ve had the experience, free of extra charge.

And add the incontinent passenger in the middle seat who gets up every 20 minutes on an overseas flight.

There should be a button labeled “Steerage.”

Once, many years ago, I got “upgraded” to first Class on a flight that had been overbooked in Coach.

Even that tiny piece of filet mignon was better than a bag of peanuts.

There was also some sort of Veggie on the plate, too, but I don’t remember what it was.

Sadly, even in First Class, the booze is not free.

I’m imagining what she might do on the Enterprise, messing with the controls on the holodeck in order to monkey around with someone’s holographic fantasy world. Hopefully those controls have better security protocols than this flight simulator.