Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for July 16, 2021

I was a star baseball player. My best position was Left Out.

I played on one of the special teams. Unnecessary roughness.

Al Bundy on Line Two!

The stuff of legends!

I played on the air hockey team.

I was an offensive throwback and a triple threat. Might stumble, fumble or fall down.

I may have been legendary in my own way, maybe that’s why I haven’t been going to those high school reunions

I was a HS Sports God. When the coach would put me in the game, all my teammates would go “Oh, God its him”.

Hopefully the father doesn’t consider the son a drawback on his life.

I was a legendary tailback. Whenever I went out onto the field, the coach yelled “Get your tail back!”

I was too skinny for the football team, but I played goalie on the water polo team. I was good at stopping the ball with my face. I held the team record for nosebleeds.

Chess team?

My brother played throwback for Miskatonic U. It was a step up from hunchback.

Definitely Laughing Out Loud here!!!

I played behind two All-State RBs, I blocked a lot.