Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 20, 2021

P2: She is talking about football, right?

P1: Gambols/gambles? That’s quite a stretch. Has anyone used gamboling in the last few centuries? Prithee, Heather, would you like to gambol in yonder field?

MCC is the place to go in Milford for a Black Russian in a Tom Collins glass. Meanwhile at the Thorp residence, Mimi and Pedro are already halfway through their third pitcher of tequila. Ole’!

P1 Its R & W from downtown with a very clever play on words!

P2 So GilPa has been drinking with Heather for at least 4 hours as the Hendricks’ Group played 18 holes. In what way was she working with the offensive line?

P3 Anybody have a guess which Big 10 School? GilPa goes on to say..“Want to watch some video with me?”!!!!

Carter Hendrix is the Big Ken Brown of Milford CC, he makes things happen

P2.5 Amazing as our football team lunch sloppy joes?

In all reality Heather why do you want to come back to Milford ,you’ve go too much going for you. You’re smart , good looking , athletic and have a bright future why waste it in Milford ? Thanks for the drinks and advice .Does Milford have Uber I’ve had too many drinks. I’ll drive you Heather,Ok Coach.

In P1, the sleeves of the guys in the purple shirt and orange shirt are hanging down in “real life” but not in the view on the phone.

Gambols? Uh, ok, Rubin

P1- An aging Jim Rome, Lex Luther and Hunter S. Thompson as goofball schmucks of Prince Carter’s court.

P2- Fist Pump members getting a round in?

P3- Ahhh. Nothing like a liquorice flavored Hoo.

Not a good sign for her career if Iowa didn’t keep her on as a graduate assistant.

Come…let us gingerly touch our tips together

P-4: Heather responds: Next fall I’ve been recruited to work with the SEX..er C.

But now I want to be a head coach—here in Milford. And unless you want some video to find its way to the Star…

P1, One for all! And all for one! And every man for himself! Nyuck! Nyuck! Nyuck!

P2, Almost as amazing as seeing two empty glasses on the table. . .

P3, And now Gil’s is almost full! That’s truly amazing!

P 4 (slurs words): “…you know what else is terrific Heather?…that you’ve really filled out nicely since high school and that you’re not an underage student anymore…whaddaya’ say we keep this little party goin’ at my place?…Mrs. Thorp is helping one of her former softball players move to Syracuse this week, so she’s not home…”

I have played golf for many years and have never seen that 3 Musketeers move before.

Where is a bolt of lightening when you need it??

“All for one and one for all! When we band together Hendricks can make three times the cash!”—Three Suckerteers

Oh boy. Heather is about to join Gil’s staff, since coincidentally one of his assistants is about to announce his departure (prediction). Get used to seeing Heather again at least through December.

And speaking of getting used to things, you should be used to going to Mopped Up Thorp daily by now.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

They say the camera adds ten pounds. That’s certainly not the case for the guy in purple. Real life and the image on the camera looks like a before and after Jenny Craig ad.

P2- Her blue collar and trim just vanished.

P3- Even the beverages are changing color now.

Do we get to see the video of you and the offensive line, at practice

I believe the phrase “Big Ten” got Heather’s interest.