Herman by Jim Unger for July 27, 2021

Infact he his treated in a good hospital.

“…much different from yesterday’s.”

He’s already taken a risk ; he married you, didn’t he ?

Luck may be at your side. But its evil cousin isn’t.

“And what does that tell you about horoscopes?”

She’s lucky he can’t move.

Visiting hours are nearly over.

Yeah. But the accident happened yesterday. Today he’s going to have to take the doc’s word for what’s next.

If it weren’t for bad luck, he’d have no luck at all.

Get out there and do some living!

He did take a risk….

At this point, just sitting up might be a risk.

He did?

“It could have been a lot worse.”

For a while I read my daily horoscope at the end of the day. The results were about equally divided among “Right!,” “Wrong!,” and “Huh?”

Every day it is a risk just getting out of bed.

This sounds straight out of Pickles.

A day late and many many dollars short!

That was yesterdays… Todays says stay in bed and pull the covers completely over you until tomorrow!!!

But what was yesterday’s horoscope?

“I just need to work out some details.”

He forgot his Zodiac sign (not sure what mine is, either) and read the wrong one.

He’s not bound to take any risks today.

Luck is there like fer sure! But, well, good luck or not-so-good luck? You need more precise horoscopes!

Biggest risk will be missing the bedpan.

“…If it weren’t for bad luck, I’d have no luck, at all…”

I believe it.

Somehow, I think they got that one wrong today.