Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for August 03, 2021

When in doubt, go with the classics.

Spud is NOT the best choice for providing a distraction. To other people…

And has it tried to organize a union?

Is it running, it it running. Sheesh, he’s on his way to blowing the punch line.

Please hurry with the plan (whatever it is) before Spud gets a heart attack!!!

Many years ago, a serious national newscaster was interviewing Soupy Sales. It began:

Newsie: “I hear you were in California. What did you think of the girls there?”

Soupy: “Huh?”

Newsie: “I thought I’d start by handing you a straight line.”

Soupy: “You can take it right back. It’s ’how’d you find the women in California?’”

Time for the gang to start follow music lessons together.

Digging the classic metronome..!

Leave it to Spud to mess up a prank call.

Do you have Prince Albert in can? then release himIs Your Refrigerator running? so catch it

Does your nose run and your feet smell? Oh no, you are put together backwards!

I have a landline.

I’m a music teacher and i still have a landline.

The real time wasting call is to remind the person of all the socks they’ve never found

This is not D-Day. A hello through the window would probably do, but I think that she wants to practice right now. She’ll come out and play later….

You’ve already blown it, Spud, but that might actually work to his advantage, as it might let Mr. Nunes not realize he’s being pranked too quickly and just hang up.

Amelia slaps her forehead…and then slaps Spud.

Always give Spud points for trying.

Black ops Wallace, going in for the extraction to their band.

Land lines are so much more reliable and have no time limits. When I turn on my cellphone at home, I get one bar. Of course we have cordless phones.

Somehow I think that Rose doesn’t want to be rescued.

“Why no, It is not! Thanks so much for reminding me!”

Tomlin: “Is this the party to whom I am speaking?”