Reverend, if only your congregation can comply with California’s Animal Welfare Law. Your flock must have enough room to turn around, lay down, and to extend their limbs.
Lady goes to the grocery store and says she is going to take a milk bath, but she doesn’t know how much to buy. The clerk asks if she wants it pasteurized. She says, “No, just up to my shoulders.”
The words are related. Pastor is the word for shepherd. To pastor someone means to lead them to pasture, to feed them in a spiritual sort of way. Bucolic is another word that can mean both.
Ratkin Premium Member over 3 years ago
Be careful to tell him you’re not homogenized.
B UTTONS over 3 years ago
Reverend, if only your congregation can comply with California’s Animal Welfare Law. Your flock must have enough room to turn around, lay down, and to extend their limbs.
Sanspareil over 3 years ago
For that comment he may get PUNishment!!
P51Strega over 3 years ago
But will he heed every SINgle line?
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member over 3 years ago
That’s not the sermon, it’s the heat. Would you like to donate to the church’s air conditioning fund?
uniquename over 3 years ago
Well if he’s not pastorized, things will certainly heat up.
Ken Norris Premium Member over 3 years ago
Lady goes to the grocery store and says she is going to take a milk bath, but she doesn’t know how much to buy. The clerk asks if she wants it pasteurized. She says, “No, just up to my shoulders.”
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 3 years ago
You feel like your knocked into sheep.
paranormal over 3 years ago
Frank, I noticed you were past your eyes by most of the service…
The Orange Mailman over 3 years ago
The words are related. Pastor is the word for shepherd. To pastor someone means to lead them to pasture, to feed them in a spiritual sort of way. Bucolic is another word that can mean both.
Buckeye67 over 3 years ago
That must of been one real fire and brimstone sermon for him to feel pastorized.
Doug K over 3 years ago
After Milk is Pasteurized (heat killing germs and deactivating enzymes), it’s relatively safe and protected from spoilage and disease.
After Frank is pastorized (worshiping and being fed with God’s Word), he feels rejuvenated – protected from sin and temptation.
tomcarroll67 Premium Member over 3 years ago
They are milking this pun.
bobgreenwade over 3 years ago
Isn’t “pastorized” what happens when you graduate from a Protestant seminary?