Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 11, 2021

But what about your A1C and Blood Pressure?

I think he’s got athletes foot and halitosis.

Correct me if I’m wrong but I detect a non-sequitur. Kingy Dingy needs new writers.

The King gives vacation days? I thought that he was the only one who got a paid vacation?

Sometimes it’s better to keep those personal victories to yourself.

(At least be selective who you tell and/or who you celebrate with)

Since this victory was not (also) the King’s victory (and since those victories are the only ones that count to the King), it was like the Wizard wasn’t doing his job (wasting time).

How? My doc says mine is 911.

Cholesterol? Bah. Just a big lie by the big pharma.

Hear how he did it at www.wizdiet.com

Gee, Wiz…

Isn’t that red yeast rice wonderful?

I guess not every victory is actually a win.

He is doing better than me.

But is his A1C under 7?

wow that robe is pret-ty short in panel one!

That’s how I feel when my A1C goes under 200.

He turned a statue into Bud Light. Dilly dilly!

Hmmm. I never knew Wiz’s first name…

Thanks to the blockade of the castle all that is left to eat is tree bark and leaves.

“I’ve been thinking of deducting you, Sire.”

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Left to my own devices, I’d never get my cholesterol under 200 nor my blood pressure under 140/100. But – Better Living Through Chemistry. All my numbers are good. Except for a few of them.