Rubes by Leigh Rubin for August 05, 2021

Have you tried the salmon mousse? :-D

Last orders?

“Excuse me, sir, you’re triggering me… your use of ‘dead-end’ is a microagression…”

It’s all over. No more dead-end marriage. No more dead-end job. No more dead-end life. Just a dead end.

Never complain, never explain……..

You never know who is listening :-)

Last Call

Do you have any Grey Poupon?

Let’s end it before it does.

nice to know that Death is polite.

Still a killer, but polite about it.

There will be reaper-cussions from a question like that.

I’d be just waiting for, “Oh, don’t panic, sir. I was just going to say that you dropped your wallet on the floor, there.”

Your ‘table’ is ready…

Dead Wrong.

To quote the Kool-Aid pitcher … Oh Yeah

I told him not to order the chili here.

All life’s problems are about to go away.

You better chug that beer.

negative thinking will be the death of him…

Sigh scythe

In fact, he should be happy that the answer to his question is no, his dead-end life is not going to get any worse.

Why, yes.