F Minus by Tony Carrillo for August 02, 2021

It will if you parked in the arctic circle.

It must be a “Tates” compass, because he who has a tates is lost.

Have you tried switching it off and on again?

Betcha the magnet on your flashlight isn’t helping.

You need some stinking badges.

That’s why you should always park your van to the north.

It scares me to think that there are people out there that are just like these two.

Probably thinks North is the North Face brand.

and who are those tiny guys that keep singing and that big fellow in the red suit, and why are they running with those gift packages?

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You should a good compass…the type with the mirror on it, so you can see the fool who is lost.

Welcome to Canada! Passport please!

If they are here, they will end up in Lake Erie.

That would actually work, if the van was Jesse Pinkman’s! Ya, B$#%! Magnets!

lucky they brought their bedrolls…

A compass without a map isn’t much better than a timepiece and the sun.