Rubes by Leigh Rubin for August 13, 2021

I always said those grillmarks were fake.

Somebody tried to cremate poor Frank.

He couldn’t take the grilling!!

Preservatives in Hot Dogs seems Natural.

Oscar Meyer devotees were saddened when Frank died today at the age of sixty five. Memorial services will be held tomorrow, after which the deceased will be served with mustard, relish and sauerkraut.

WHAT ! No onion and Brown Mustard !

He lied to us when he said he went to Eaton.

I’ve heard of a “Sausage Party”…but a sausage funeral?

He always had the best buns.

Couldn’t cut the mustard, eh?

Tanning salon accident?

You misunderstood. He was au naturale.

“Lord, preserve us!”

Why are they looking at his wiener?

Oh, he’s got the nitrates and nitrites.

And we have a WIENER!!! :>)

In his eulogy, it was said that “In the race of life, Frank was a real wiener.”