Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 26, 2021

And the Unicorns

What about the dinosaurs.

“They…uh, they didn’t [BURP] make it…

Unicorn is the classic cartoon.

A bunch of anti-ark-ists.

Do the ark literalists have an explanation for the fact almost all marsupial mammals are native to Australia and nearly all of the placental mammals are not? Did all the marsupials swim to Australia… and are opossums just lousy swimmers?

After a year on the boat they had a mammoth appetite.

Did they go a bit overboard?

Too many catastrophes in one cartoon.

Why did he take the mosquitoes?

“Forty days and forty nights, didn’t it rain, children…Elementary, my dear, two times two is four…” (From a 1970’s Schoolhouse Rock song).

… they missed the boat.

What about those Jackalopes

Noah and his wife look like characters from South Park.

But they are coming off the arc?

My guess is they took their domestic animals.

What did the animals eat after leaving the ark. The flood would have wiped out all the plant life.

They made great burgers.

What about the trilobites?

Fool! You’re cursed to live only 950 years!

AND the unicorns!

I forgot them! Along with the dinosaurs.

You assume the earth was laid out as before the flood. It wasn’t. Just ask Peleg…