Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 28, 2021

No fly for you.

Eh?

So… lycra? Rubber? Spandex>

Some drawer handles in our kitchen seem to be at just the right height to get caught on pants pockets.

Skip the pleated cargo pockets.

No capes!

Judging by her bulging eyes, I think his pick-up line is working; she looks impressed.

What kind of factor?

Must be a machinist. Drill press, lathe, Bidgeport will all pull you in!

good luck with that.

Join the club…

There are 5 forces in nature: gravity, weak nuclear, strong nuclear, electromagnetic and the one that makes coat hangers stick together in the closet. It’s the latter that is at work here.

Pull your pants up properly?

try tight fitting clothes

Welcome to skinny jeans.

The reason that “baggy” tends to be a fleeting style with active people. Even simple house robes get caught on doorknobs.

If you find some, be sure to let Bruce Banner know. He has trouble with his clothes, too.

I have a couple of shirts I bought to wear to work that are very cute…. but the sleeves are just the right length to get caught on the arms of my desk chair.

In my case it’s headphone wires.

I’d be very interested in Bluetooth technology if it ever actually worked, but so far it has yet to function reliably with any device I’ve owned.

Those stupid long knee lengthlegs on so-called shorts are what I keep getting snagged.

Aren’t we all?

Stay away from pleated pants.