Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 28, 2021

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    Vilyehm  over 3 years ago

    No fly for you.

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    Eh?

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    A Common 'tator  over 3 years ago

    I decided changing the door-handles was more effective…

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 3 years ago

    So… lycra? Rubber? Spandex>

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    Some drawer handles in our kitchen seem to be at just the right height to get caught on pants pockets.

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    Old Girl  over 3 years ago

    Skip the pleated cargo pockets.

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    ACK! Premium Member over 3 years ago

    No capes!

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    P51Strega  over 3 years ago

    Judging by her bulging eyes, I think his pick-up line is working; she looks impressed.

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    Darryl Heine  over 3 years ago

    What kind of factor?

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    Justanolddude Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Must be a machinist. Drill press, lathe, Bidgeport will all pull you in!

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    Chris  over 3 years ago

    good luck with that.

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    bluegirl285  over 3 years ago

    Join the club…

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    dflak  over 3 years ago

    There are 5 forces in nature: gravity, weak nuclear, strong nuclear, electromagnetic and the one that makes coat hangers stick together in the closet. It’s the latter that is at work here.

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    uniquename  over 3 years ago

    Pull your pants up properly?

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    mandy052878  over 3 years ago

    try tight fitting clothes

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 3 years ago

    Welcome to skinny jeans.

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    mistercatworks  over 3 years ago

    The reason that “baggy” tends to be a fleeting style with active people. Even simple house robes get caught on doorknobs.

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    Lady loves a joke  over 3 years ago

    If you find some, be sure to let Bruce Banner know. He has trouble with his clothes, too.

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    Mary Ellen  over 3 years ago

    I have a couple of shirts I bought to wear to work that are very cute…. but the sleeves are just the right length to get caught on the arms of my desk chair.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 3 years ago

    In my case it’s headphone wires.

    I’d be very interested in Bluetooth technology if it ever actually worked, but so far it has yet to function reliably with any device I’ve owned.

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    chick485  over 3 years ago

    Those stupid long knee lengthlegs on so-called shorts are what I keep getting snagged.

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    DevilDog2001 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Aren’t we all?

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    WDD  over 3 years ago

    Stay away from pleated pants.

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