Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 23, 2021

I don’t believe Pig was too successful doing this before the Pandemic.

Just use some poles in the winter.

No, no, Pig—you have to do this in a bar, so you can get the lady drunk first!

OK. I’ll touch mine, you touch yours. Extra credit if you can lick your own nose.

I ate a pig snoot sandwich once.

no, Pig

Nice and DRY.

I don’t think so!

In a Pig’s eye!

David Cameron will be along shortly.

File under, great pick-up lines which have a 0% success rate.

Pig no thanks we use toilet paper ;-)

Tad early to start back up, don’t you think?

Broke up with Pigita, Pig?

He just needs better marketing.

He’s a couple of weeks too late.

Even if there wasn’t a pandemic, I would keep 6 feet of distance.

I ain’t touching any tongues unless they belong to some sexy babe.

Oh go ahead.

Pig will never learn! Watch out for frogs….

Is Pig French?

Never knew Pig was French!

Swine flu incoming

tres terrible!

Pig should sign up for batchelor in paradise.

Yeah, no…….

That’s depressing.

I don’t get this. Can someone explain this one?

I get enough pig tongue in my “all meat” hot dogs, thank you.

Hard pass.

Pig better start with elbow bumps (hock bumps in pig’s case) and move slowly from there.

Best to relocate to France for that.

Careful, pig! I think pig tongues are an ethnic treat!!!

Touching tongues with random people – you could do that before the pandemic?

“Okay… (takes off shoe and holds it up)…touch THIS tongue!”

Strange, I never even considered touching tongues with a pig even before the pandemic.

Too soon, Pig, too soon!

Besides, who wants to lip-lock and tongue-touch with a porker?

Wassup

That makes Pig a very sensitive person who has long suffered under being confined to his home…or a pervert.