Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 04, 2021

… Merlin are you on the throne again?

… is that Wiz whizzing at the latrine?

This isn’t funny; this is real life. TURN THE PAGE!!!

Jonny’s always zoomin’ around

Tryin’ to find privacy

He needs not all the world to confirm

That he has looseness

Modern version of the Party Line.

Zoom Ball: an exercise that you get to share with others.

It often becomes a painful exercise session. And like so many things, it feels so much better when it’s over and done with.

Too bad they zoomed into Jonny!!

Which actually begs the question… we think we know what a Scot wears under his kilt, but do we know what Wizards wear under their robe?

Why are they surprised? After all he’s not called “Johnny on the pot” for nothing.

Say HelLOO to Johnny.

Heeeeere’s Jonny!

I’m sorry!

Did anyone think of that Folgers coffee commercial with that guy who wasn’t wearing pants when they read this?

The biggest unwritten rule of Zoom meetings… and Jonny just broke it.

Where’s Toobin?

I suppose if you have zoom on your palantir you can speak and peek from wherever you are. Trouble it’s sort of like what I felt TVs were capable of when I was a kid. Those people in the box can see me. …scary, that.

He looked into it and saw the eye of Sauron. Oh, wait. That’s not his eye.

Zoom spells Doom, for your career. People at work, will see you in your messed up real life and never trust you again. You’re Doomed — Doomed, I tell you!!!!

Someone needs to learn how to use backgrounds.

My family Zooms every Sunday in the winter when we can’t be together…

What do they expect from someone named Jonny?

At least he isn’t “Toobin” it.

LOL!