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It sure isnāt my fault! I recycle. I walk to get the mail. I eat local (sort of). Spouse drives a Prius. And one of these years, Iāll trade in my pickup on a smaller vehicle.
I had a coworker see a news report about climate change. He got upset, kinda shouted āitās not realā then stormed off. Itās almost like as if he was secretly behind the whole thing and tried to make us think it wasnāt real by yelling āitās not real.ā
Some while back, a seemingly bright fellow confidently informed me that Jesus would never let anything like global warming & climate catastrophe happen. Umā¦ Jesus? Hello, Jesus? Things are getting to be a bit much. Where ARE you Jesusā¦
If god knows all and sees all to and through all eternity, s/he already knew the outcome. What was the point???? (Rhetorical questionā¦ know all the religious myths. . .
All of science is just a THEORY. To some people that means itās all false.
Science is subject to refinement and sometimes wholesale changes as it takes steps towards reality (how things really work in the universe). To some people, that means itās untrue. Science is unlike religion, which once it makes up its mind, never changes. People hate change.
Climate deniers point to disagreements among scientists on how BAD climate change is to say that it does not exist at all since the scientists canāt agree.
I am an old fossil who attended school in a blue state back in the 1950ās. We learned how to think critically. Since then, I have become a skeptic. I donāt believe something is true based solely on someone saying that it is. It has to at least make sense to me.
On the issue of climate change, I do not heed environmental groups or fossil fuel industry studies. It would be laughable to suggest that politicians would even know the truth, much less speak it. I get my information from Scientific American Magazine. If someone makes an assertion there, they have to back it up with data. Also, the magazine has taken to peer reviews ā having other scientists comment on the article.
Well, the earth cycles through some pretty nasty climate changes. Ice ages are a b1tch. I wonder if we are lucky to be in the heat cycle or if we would do better in the ice cycle? I hear the whole planet was mostly a jungle for the dinosaurs.
There was no āAdam and Eve.ā If you actually read the Biblical story, it really is Adam and his transgendered CLONE, (Steve), Eve. Of course, the FACT that life existed for millions of year prior is another indication of the invalidity of the fairy-tale.
Anybody who hasnāt seen global warming happening should take a trip to Denali National Park in Alaska. You will see markers dated by year showing how the glaciers have receded, going back decades. It will convince even the most skeptical.
Somewhere in the dark recesses of my Brotherās basement/rec room, is a 45 rpm record I received at a live broadcast , by a local radio show. I canāt remember the artistās name, or recall ever having heard the song played on the air. The lyrics, though ARE memorable :āThe first teenager was a lad named Adam, those rockinā rhythms, brother, Adam had āem. A Chick named Eve, real gone steady, They met in the garden, it was love, already.ā I hope you are as moved by this as I was.
so all those folks complaining how horrible the human race is, how many have garden? How many have lawns (poor use of land). How many have only enough house to meet their real needs, walk when they can, forgo air conditioning, etc etc.
We canāt even get people to stop simple littering. There must be something in the back of the human brain that says that if a soda can or beer bottle is empty, just toss it. The energy cost of carrying an empty container is too high. Otherwise how do we explain all the Bud Lite cans along the side of the road.
Use up all the resources. Pollute the planet till all human life is gone making room for the next species in a million years. All part of Godās plan, working perfectly.
Stop breeding like rabbits. Unfortunately, itās probably already too late. The planet can not sustain the current population , certainly no more. Science is not going to come up with some magic cure all. We are simply going to drown in our own waste. You donāt have to like the answer, just accept it.
āBe fruitful and multiply ā¦ and multiply ā¦ and multiply ā¦ and multiply ā¦ and multiply ā¦ and multiply ā¦ and multiply.ā I think a skip developed in the record.
heard a woman was arrested for setting one of the fires in California and may be responsible for more. we are destroying our land; each of us in our own way.
eastern.woods.metal over 3 years ago
Itās not our fault and weāre not going to do anything about it
Concretionist over 3 years ago
It sure isnāt my fault! I recycle. I walk to get the mail. I eat local (sort of). Spouse drives a Prius. And one of these years, Iāll trade in my pickup on a smaller vehicle.
Bilan over 3 years ago
If we werenāt supposed to raise the temperature of Earth and use up all of the resources, it shouldāve said that in the Bible! (/s)
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. over 3 years ago
In Genesis 3:12ā¦ And the man answered, āThe woman whom You gave me, she gave me fruit from the tree, and I ate it.ā
So basically Adam was blaming not just Eve, but God himself.
Ken 2049 Premium Member over 3 years ago
I had a coworker see a news report about climate change. He got upset, kinda shouted āitās not realā then stormed off. Itās almost like as if he was secretly behind the whole thing and tried to make us think it wasnāt real by yelling āitās not real.ā
Well case closed.
braindead Premium Member over 3 years ago
Itās still a Chinese hoax, right?
I mean, thatās what The Messiah keeps saying.
Say What Nowā½ Premium Member over 3 years ago
The problem is made worse when people use mythology and magical thinking instead of facts and science to deal with it.
C over 3 years ago
More science literacy and the climate mess wouldnāt be as far gone.
keenanthelibrarian over 3 years ago
Seems like about as good a story of the creation myth as any other Iāve read.
Alexander the Good Enough over 3 years ago
Some while back, a seemingly bright fellow confidently informed me that Jesus would never let anything like global warming & climate catastrophe happen. Umā¦ Jesus? Hello, Jesus? Things are getting to be a bit much. Where ARE you Jesusā¦
fuzzbucket Premium Member over 3 years ago
Our total carbon output for a year is less than one volcano puts out in a day.
mikeyman over 3 years ago
Payback at Revelation 11:18- āthy wrath is come, shouldest destroy them which destroy the earth.ā
elsnerc over 3 years ago
So, Mother Nature is the snakeā¦ Well, this explains lots of things now. :)
greyolddave over 3 years ago
It does tell us to be stewards of the earth. Not doing so well with that now are we?
1953Baby over 3 years ago
If god knows all and sees all to and through all eternity, s/he already knew the outcome. What was the point???? (Rhetorical questionā¦ know all the religious myths. . .
Masterskrain over 3 years ago
Rememberā¦ itās ALWAYS āSomeone Elseās Faultā!!
sandpiper over 3 years ago
Lives, homes, possessions, and dreams disappear in smoke.
Prayers for those who were lost, those afflicted, their rescuers, and they who risk their lives to save others.
dflak over 3 years ago
All of science is just a THEORY. To some people that means itās all false.
Science is subject to refinement and sometimes wholesale changes as it takes steps towards reality (how things really work in the universe). To some people, that means itās untrue. Science is unlike religion, which once it makes up its mind, never changes. People hate change.
Climate deniers point to disagreements among scientists on how BAD climate change is to say that it does not exist at all since the scientists canāt agree.
I am an old fossil who attended school in a blue state back in the 1950ās. We learned how to think critically. Since then, I have become a skeptic. I donāt believe something is true based solely on someone saying that it is. It has to at least make sense to me.
On the issue of climate change, I do not heed environmental groups or fossil fuel industry studies. It would be laughable to suggest that politicians would even know the truth, much less speak it. I get my information from Scientific American Magazine. If someone makes an assertion there, they have to back it up with data. Also, the magazine has taken to peer reviews ā having other scientists comment on the article.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Well, the earth cycles through some pretty nasty climate changes. Ice ages are a b1tch. I wonder if we are lucky to be in the heat cycle or if we would do better in the ice cycle? I hear the whole planet was mostly a jungle for the dinosaurs.
Jimmyk939 over 3 years ago
Yup, blame the fairy tale
I was FRAMED!!!!!! over 3 years ago
There was no āAdam and Eve.ā If you actually read the Biblical story, it really is Adam and his transgendered CLONE, (Steve), Eve. Of course, the FACT that life existed for millions of year prior is another indication of the invalidity of the fairy-tale.
mindjob over 3 years ago
Anybody who hasnāt seen global warming happening should take a trip to Denali National Park in Alaska. You will see markers dated by year showing how the glaciers have receded, going back decades. It will convince even the most skeptical.
Sun over 3 years ago
Natural Weather Occurrences are just that, a natural occurrence.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
Worse, unsupervised teenagers.
paranormal over 3 years ago
I see Danaeās hand in coming up with this theoryā¦
christelisbetty over 3 years ago
Somewhere in the dark recesses of my Brotherās basement/rec room, is a 45 rpm record I received at a live broadcast , by a local radio show. I canāt remember the artistās name, or recall ever having heard the song played on the air. The lyrics, though ARE memorable :āThe first teenager was a lad named Adam, those rockinā rhythms, brother, Adam had āem. A Chick named Eve, real gone steady, They met in the garden, it was love, already.ā I hope you are as moved by this as I was.
car2ner over 3 years ago
so all those folks complaining how horrible the human race is, how many have garden? How many have lawns (poor use of land). How many have only enough house to meet their real needs, walk when they can, forgo air conditioning, etc etc.
We canāt even get people to stop simple littering. There must be something in the back of the human brain that says that if a soda can or beer bottle is empty, just toss it. The energy cost of carrying an empty container is too high. Otherwise how do we explain all the Bud Lite cans along the side of the road.
thelordthygod666 over 3 years ago
Humans are an evolutionary fail. Hopefully the next branch on the tree is an improvement.
DondiDoo over 3 years ago
Use up all the resources. Pollute the planet till all human life is gone making room for the next species in a million years. All part of Godās plan, working perfectly.
Chris Sherlock over 3 years ago
Fifth panel: I take it Adam didnāt have T-Mobile.
JenSolo02 over 3 years ago
Face it, humans are selfish, self absorbed, arrogant, uncooperativeā¦ At least the loudest ones are!
ron over 3 years ago
Remember, far more people find the Holy Bible just a collection of old stories than those who read it as the word of God, even in the USA.
bleu nez over 3 years ago
and yesterday was the best before date
Rand al'Thor over 3 years ago
The sky is falling! The sky is falling!
MCProfessor over 3 years ago
Iāve always perceived God as being genderless.
leemorse9777 over 3 years ago
Stop breeding like rabbits. Unfortunately, itās probably already too late. The planet can not sustain the current population , certainly no more. Science is not going to come up with some magic cure all. We are simply going to drown in our own waste. You donāt have to like the answer, just accept it.
pheets over 3 years ago
We have not evolved far enough as a species to be able to deal with the volume of population in a positive way that has been accrued.
Ka`ÅnÅhi`ula`okahÅkÅ«miomio`ehiku Premium Member over 3 years ago
āBe fruitful and multiply ā¦ and multiply ā¦ and multiply ā¦ and multiply ā¦ and multiply ā¦ and multiply ā¦ and multiply.ā I think a skip developed in the record.
bakana over 3 years ago
How come Momma Nature made Adam & Eve run around Naked, but she wore a caftan?
j.l.farmer over 3 years ago
heard a woman was arrested for setting one of the fires in California and may be responsible for more. we are destroying our land; each of us in our own way.