Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for September 26, 2021

Barber gets a finder’s fee for each hair found.

“Don’t have much hair, should be half-price” “Nope, takes as much time to find ’em as it does to cut ’em.”

Best laugh of the week. :)

I tell my barber, “Do your best. I know you’re not a miracle worker.”

I show my barber a photo of me taken 20 years ago, immediately after a haircut, and ask her to do the same…

Hmmm, reflection is a little off…

Ouch. That’s tough, dude.

Haven’t had a haircut in well over 20 years. When I had brain surgery, the doctor told me he’d save my “horsetail”…

The doctor was a little Indian guy, and I guess the “pony” grew up…

I’m still wondering why I have to pay the full price as I did when I HAD hair. I should get a (lack of) volume discount!

My barber has a hunting license posted next to her barber license.

At this point he should b doing it himself

Why is he even there? Routine? Wishful thinking? His hair is short.

Wait – he needs a haircut?

Kinda’ looks like a middle-aged Charlie Brown.

I’m not a barber, but I would break out the little scissors here.