Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 23, 2021

Think again, team

A more aggressive spring training.

LOL Love this one. Linus’s smug face in the first panel. One of my first memories is looking at the way the huge mouths could send the other kids flipping through the air. Way before I could read.

Fire the manager.

Hire a golfer.

Sounds very much like the way the Mets play.

Sign Peppermint Patty as a free agent?

Figures don’t lie. Lairs figure.

Did Charles Schulz predict the popularization of “fake nooz” 42 years before it took off?

Don’t shoot the messenger, team.

Or you could actually start training for next season?

Charlie and Linus sound like NPR, the rest FOX.

Lucy always was the “kill the messenger” sort…

Ah, future gQp governors and congresspeople there.

They learned spin pretty young!

“Get a new statistician!!!”

Which political party does Lucy belong to?

Sounds like the FDA and CDC.

Lucy goes on to become the CEO of General Motors.

Personally i would switch up the players… Lucy pitching, Charlie Brown at short stop, that way the line drives can still knock him down and blow his clothes off and Snoopy in the outfield.

The start of Moneyball.

A new statistician was my first thought, too!

Nice seeing a Patty appearance on the baseball team.

The look on Linus’ face…

Lucy’s going to do well in the world of business.

That’s right, fire the messenger.

Or, get a new team..

Don’t kill the messenger bearing bad news.

With this team, I guess CB, it is unlikely that the statistics will change in the coming season.

Egad! A Patty sighting!

Couldn’t hurt…..

Don’t listen to Lucy and Patty.

‘You can use statistics to prove anything true’-Homer Simpson.