Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for September 01, 2021

Usually comes free inside the packing bubbles.

“Ugh! It burns! Send it back!”

It’s a breeze!

Shouldn’t it contain a whiff of fresh air? Or a Fresh Prince?

I’ve said you can buy just about anything on Amazon…I rest my case.

Don’t believe me, then look it up like I did, see if you also get 1-48 of over 70,000 results for “fresh air”

I wonder if he ordered the canned Florida sunshine……

better take it outside to open it if he doesn’t want to spoil it…

“Your watch said that you’ll be ordering it tonight at 10.”

He´d better be careful, Amazon are tendering for collecting the trash.

This is not what she meant when she said she wanted him to get some fresh air. It appears that she is enabling him.

I bought a bag of fresh air. It even came with a few potato chips as well.

It’s individually packaged in little pillows. I get them all the time.

Playing League of Legends, I assume

I can hardly wait for this damn heat to leave so I can open up the windows.

G. R. O. S. S !

I wonder what the returns policy is for that?

“I’ve been waiting for a replacement radio show!”

Shipped all the way from South America?

We could use some of that here in forest fire land.

Probably comes with a lot of packing material.

In an ominous sign of the times, some rocket launches in Florida have been postponed due to a shortage of liquid oxygen. Oxygen supplies are being diverted to hospitals to treat COVID patients. Think about it. Get vaccinated.

Too late.

From the looks of the toon one box won’t be nearly enough.