Herman by Jim Unger for September 06, 2021

I still have my old rocking horse. I use it to throw my clothes on.

“Could you paint up a zebra for me? Either way is fine.”

Got any big dogs?

“Humpf. I wanted to play jockey today.”

Sounds familiar…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hz1JWzyvv8A

My wife and I have always been responsible pet owners. Usually, we only have one dog. Our vet bills are considerable.

My cousin usually owns at least three dogs … and a couple of horses … and a bunch of other livestock. He and his wife have no children which is a good thing. The money they would have spent on a college tuition or two goes to supporting their local veterinarian.

Bunnies are pretty fast.

What? What about the stables?

“But I have this parrot. A Norwegian blue…”

What’s more preposterous, the guy wanting to buy a horse at a pet shop or the pet shop having one next Tuesday?

“No horse, so no ivermectin for YOU.”

No polo today…

But he’s got camels at half price.

“But I’ll have plenty of rabbits by then.”

BUNNIES!

Someone else has said it , but…

You best sell one of those bunnies quick. :D

Now would’ve been a great opportunity to do a cross-over with “Marmaduke”