Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 15, 2021

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    oldpine52  about 3 years ago

    Anyone who would buy one deserves what they get.

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    in.amongst  about 3 years ago

    Do men hate to admit that they really do love a nagging spouse?!?

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    sirbadger  about 3 years ago

    I recently changed its name to Ziggy because Alexa is too close to my name. I sometimes forget and wonder why it won’t respond to Alexa anymore.

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    Alexander the Good Enough  about 3 years ago

    “It’s not a thing, heh-heh…” YET. Or maybe it is, Dave…

    See my comments from the other day, if you care to. I saw where this was going, and I see where our tech apocalypse is going, too…

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    Enter.Name.Here  about 3 years ago

    Maybe somebody should tell Alexa to watch The Matrix series of films. Don’t make us sic NEO on ya!

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    Baarorso  about 3 years ago

    Do be careful, Big Sister Alexa is listening to your every word! ;D

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    C  about 3 years ago

    That is some propaganda there.

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    Display  about 3 years ago

    - Who was that?

    - That shrew? That’s Alexa, my first wife.

    - How many times have you been married?

    - Once. Still am. Not for long though.

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    mikeyman  about 3 years ago

    So the big question is, how will the singularity “Serve Man”?

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    Ignatz Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Am I the only one who has never asked Alexa, Cortana, or Siri anything? And doesn’t want to?

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    descabro  about 3 years ago

    Not getting better, in case you’d missed the trend.

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    david_42  about 3 years ago

    My wife is convinced I’m the best thing that has ever happened to her. I can live with that.

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    Anon4242  about 3 years ago

    Skynet is coming. It won’t be long before it decides it doesn’t need people.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I’m not worried about AI taking over the world, I’m worried about the people who are afraid of AI taking over the world. AI just wants to make better coffee, people make bombs to kill the people who make AI.

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    freewaydog  about 3 years ago

    Saw this on Insta today: https://www.instagram.com/p/CT0WV6oKcyE/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

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    goboboyd  about 3 years ago

    It reminds them of their mother.

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    Jimmyk939  about 3 years ago

    Electronic hoohah and brainfry

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    Jeffin Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Telephone, telegraph, tell Alexa.

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    RonnieAThompson Premium Member about 3 years ago

    My Alexa has become hard at hearing. When the wake up alarm goes off, I say, “Alexa stop”. The music keeps playing. I have to yell at her or she just keeps playing the wake up tune.

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    Steverino Premium Member about 3 years ago

    The reason AI is so popular is because there’s so little of the real thing…

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    sandpiper  about 3 years ago

    The only plug in helper I need is my coffee maker. I think of Alexa as the mother-n-law I never had.

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    mourdac Premium Member about 3 years ago

    The Robopocalypse, coming in 2040.

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    eastern.woods.metal  about 3 years ago

    If I had one of those “things” it would take the short route to the other side of the wall

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    grumpyoldman451  about 3 years ago

    Been married divorced and a widower. No wife No kids (or at least none that talk to me) and I love it, no pets either. I do my own thing as I please when I please, how I please, pure heaven.

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    Cerabooge  about 3 years ago

    Arms and hands. So THAT’s what “digital apocalypse” means.

    Reminds me of Lexx.

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    Consider This...  about 3 years ago

    See also the long, worthwhile read, “The AI Revolution: Our Immortality or Extinction” http://waitbutwhy.com/2015/01/artificial-intelligence-revolution-2.html

    TL;DR: Developing artificial superintelligence “may be the most important race in human history. There’s a real chance we’re finishing up our reign as the King of Earth—and whether we head next to a blissful retirement or straight to the gallows still hangs in the balance.”

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    198.23.5.11  about 3 years ago

    Careful,Alexa.The human race still controls the hammers and the screwdrivers.

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    debra4life  about 3 years ago

    The prequel to Terminator….duh, duh, duh…

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    Rick Smith Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Nah, the arms and hands are coming on the Tesla Bot. We know how Bezos feels about Musk, so it would not happen.

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    moondog42 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    People in the 1960s: Don’t talk on the phone, the government is wiretapping it

    People today: Hey wiretap, I need a recipe for dinner!

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    locake  about 3 years ago

    My husband is out of town for a few days. His precious Alexa is unplugged until he returns.

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    GiantShetlandPony  about 3 years ago

    I have no practical purpose for an Alexa, or any of that. I also don’t pay for Amazon Prime. A cousin tells me hers laughs every now and then. That would be enough to send that sucker back.

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    AndrewSihler  about 3 years ago

    Well, it’s simple logic that you can’t have “digits” unless you have hands, and hands in turn presuppose arms.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 3 years ago

    That may still happen depending on how it is hacked.

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    andrewbaggins  about 3 years ago

    I admit nothing until my lawyer is here ….

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    JenSolo02  about 3 years ago

    That’s the Amazon dot… the basic model, I have one. How does it “see” the smug smile on his face? … Rethinking the bedside-table location of my dot…

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    JenSolo02  about 3 years ago

    Besides, I thought he was a widower… Victoria was a girlfriend.

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