Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 14, 2021

Yup, that would be total disaster.

A “bad” review on YELP or the total destruction of the R.U. Serious!! At least someone has their “priorities” in the right order!!

/SHNARK/

A smart captain would change the password on the wi-fi so that Dirk can’t post on Yelp.

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer?

Kill him with kindness? Win him over with kindness?

or … Set yourself up for harm, failure, and destruction?

How is that different than Dirk Raider plotting their demise on his station?

Biden imported 120,000 Dirk Raiders.

Why is Brewster worried about a bad review if this was one of Cliff’s ideas?

So what happened to the Mars simulation habitat? It appears you’ve been kicked out after what some 3 weeks? Didn’t THAT give you a bad review?

Dirk Raider Yelp review on RU Sirius: almost ready with my bomb, still haven’t gotten my towels; their red velvet cookies are a must. 3.5/5 stars

“Stand by to repel boarders!”

“How do you repel boarders?”

“Stop changing the bed linen!”

-The Goon Show, “Tales of Old Dartmoor”

Did the Taliban give the U.S. a bad review when we left Afghanistan.

Dirk Raider just needs a vacation and with Pam as the maid service. Your problem is he may not want to leave.

Just make sure he’s not drilling a hole in the privacy of his cabin.

Tell him he’s actually a contestant on “Big Brother” and the vote is in – he’s been evicted.

Worst review I ever gave was a hotel where the problems started when I booked, I asked before I booked if they had interconnecting rooms, they confirmed they were available, turns out, interconnecting meant ‘adjoining’, and I was ‘mistaken’ in my understanding of what they meant.

It meant my wife and 3 kids in one room (too young to be left unsupervised) and myself in the other.

Not a great holiday, and far from cheap, and it only got worse from there, the Russian gangster/mercenary (one or the other) types with their girlfriends did little to make it a ‘family holiday’ experience around the pool, for example.

Kick him out? Just declare it a minimum-security prison.

And the award for biggest vacuum goes to “between his ears”I love this strip, except for the over-abundance of destroyed spleens