Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for September 20, 2021

Maybe Chance Macy is supposed to be the star of the team, but you have to give some credit to a QB who can “fire across the middle” just by flicking his wrist.

Especially with those eyes. What the heck is he looking at.

Anyone have Chance on your fantasy team this week? Dinner’s on you. Next Play: Tevin to Evers to Chance.

Typical Chokewood. If they can’t even hang with a Thorp-run team, maybe they should try moving down to a lower division. Like Pop Warner.

Then back to Macy and over to Gimbles.

Both of them rushing towards the oil well gusher in the distance.

In all reality , Macy gets sprayed by the uncapped oil gusher ,nobody will be able to hold on and tackle him the rest of the game.

P3 The still burning Milford pre-season bonfire rages out of control through town as Chance Macy runs to daylight for the score

Trending worldwide now is #tevindon’tchoke.

Brilliant start for Milford. What will derail the team this year, and how soon until it’s introduced? How does Ms Two-Sports enter into it?

1 TD rushing, 1 receiving, 1 returning. Gilpa, take a Chance and have him throw back to Tevin. Well, whoever is calling the plays.

P3 – That hankie Chance is sporting is handy for what? A gift from his Grandpa? Ohh, it’s 1956 and “Giant” playing at the moviehouse.

Prediction: In a blow out game, when he doesn’t need to be out there, Chance gets injured (don’t worry he’ll be back for the play downs), and Heather convinces Gil to unleash his QB, presto chango, 1st in the Valley with Chance coming back to add more threat to Gill’s explosive Offense.

Why on earth would you kick to him? Punt it away.

P 1: When did Milford change helmet colors?

In p2 we’re looking back toward the line of scrimmage, but the field is deserted.

So far that Milford -6 is looking good, but over 53 not so much if Oakwood can’t get on the scoreboard.

More pressure on Chance to start opening those envelopes.

I smell a championship!!

Is Todd still coaching at Oakwood? Will “Mopman” give us an update?

P2- Chance trades in his wrist band for a glove.

I don’t want to bring on the bad ju-ju but my C-note on Chance is looking good.

Uh – oh! Milford in a romp and Gil wants to sit down Chance. I smell a “Boobie Miles” situation coming.

Okay, I’m starting to get nervous. It looks like Milford is up 3 touchdowns? I’ve been hyping up the “Tevin chokes to lose this game”, but Oakwood better start rallying fast or I’m going to lose my shirt.

And speaking of shirts, keep your shirt on, Mopped Up Thorp is now online:

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

Vito from Goshen is asking around about your pension plan benefits.