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That display board looks familiar. OH right, boss had it on his office wall. I didnât bother to stay long. He made few good decisions so the successes were few and far between. Last I hears the company ceased to exist. Only good decision ( for him ) was to take the money
The PR Department should get cracking on covering up or, better yet, distorting all the failures and calling them successes. Even if the CEO is a drool bucket wearing dithering idiot, some people will buy it. Too many⊠Sad but true.
Thatâs why the fat cats at the top of major corporations always make the big bucks, because they work 100, 200, 500 times harder than the pawns at the bottom.
Corporations focus on profit statements (quarterly or annual).
Politicians focus on the next election (2 or 4 years away).
Unions focus on where their membersâ next meals are coming from (weeks or months).
Religion ignores the present and focuses on the hereafter (eternity).
The only human enterprise thatâs paying attention to the time frame where weâll be spending most of our lives (and our children will be spending all of theirs) is science.
Ken 2049 Premium Member over 3 years ago
If we did well I take full responsibility, but if we did poorly itâs all your fault.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 3 years ago
Typical of all bosses and CEOs.
eastern.woods.metal over 3 years ago
That display board looks familiar. OH right, boss had it on his office wall. I didnât bother to stay long. He made few good decisions so the successes were few and far between. Last I hears the company ceased to exist. Only good decision ( for him ) was to take the money
KevDoneIt over 3 years ago
I know of several companies that have profit sharing. One neighbor received as much in his year end share as his total earnings for the year.
Cornelius Noodleman over 3 years ago
Iâm not a success or a failure, I didnât even show up.
sandpiper over 3 years ago
Used to be the âbig pictureâ was a negative first. This one ends with one.
keenanthelibrarian over 3 years ago
So what else is new??
Isenthor1978 over 3 years ago
Unfortunately, if justice is a Unicorn, then social justice is a Unicornâs fart.
Doug K over 3 years ago
Sadly, there is no connection between âMeâ (the Boss) and âYouâ (everyone else).
bluegirl285 over 3 years ago
Yep, that sounds about rightâŠ
Cactus-Pete over 3 years ago
Yeah, thatâs a successful company â still using charts instead of presentation software.
bbenoit over 3 years ago
Thereâre three âyouâsâ missing. Downsizing?
1953Baby over 3 years ago
Oh, bother! We just had this âdiscussionâ on Pearly before Swine". . .
Redd Panda over 3 years ago
Iâd love a job like that. I screw up everything, then to get rid of me, they have to give me a huge payment.
Know whatâs funny? These corporations keep repeating the craziness.
I have a plan to motivate the top executives. ââIf you fail, weâll throw you out the boardroom window.ââ
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago
That all looks good on paper until the board fires the CEO and he has to pop that golden parachute. What a waste of money.
Masterskrain over 3 years ago
He got that chart from Trump EnterprisesâŠ
Count Olaf Premium Member over 3 years ago
The PR Department should get cracking on covering up or, better yet, distorting all the failures and calling them successes. Even if the CEO is a drool bucket wearing dithering idiot, some people will buy it. Too many⊠Sad but true.
cipactli77 over 3 years ago
Thatâs why the fat cats at the top of major corporations always make the big bucks, because they work 100, 200, 500 times harder than the pawns at the bottom.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 3 years ago
âSuccess has many fathers. Failure is an orphan.â
âmodern rendering, after Tacitus, circa 100 AD
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 3 years ago
Corporations focus on profit statements (quarterly or annual).
Politicians focus on the next election (2 or 4 years away).
Unions focus on where their membersâ next meals are coming from (weeks or months).
Religion ignores the present and focuses on the hereafter (eternity).
The only human enterprise thatâs paying attention to the time frame where weâll be spending most of our lives (and our children will be spending all of theirs) is science.
Ka`ĆnĆhi`ula`okahĆkĆ«miomio`ehiku Premium Member over 3 years ago
Ah, the wonderful life of a CEO.
the lost wizard over 3 years ago
Step 1-We tell everyone to work from home. Step 2-We tell them not to bother.
PaulGoes over 3 years ago
The guy on the end is checking help wanted ads
bakana over 3 years ago
The Graph seems to be missing 3 âYouâ boxes.
lamunyon over 3 years ago
Saw something this sometime back. Fun similar to Despair, Inc.âs stuff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB9DioUQqEo
Victor the Crab over 3 years ago
Sounds like the Republican Partyâs way of discussing their performance!