Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 01, 2021

“Do not eject yourself into space without a spacesuit.”

There. Problem solved!

I rode a motorcycle for years in my youth both dirtbikes and a superbike always wore a helmet . One time I picked my bike up from the shop got it home unloaded it and figure id take a slow ride around the block no helmet, I tapped the front brake tire washed out from gravel and smacked my head on the pavement suffered a massive concussion that messed up my nervous system for almost a year.

Always wear a helmet no matter what .

Perverse psychology.

No brains no helmet. Also vice versa.

Girls be like: Wear a rubber, dude.Guys be like: No one going to make me wear one of those on my johnsonGirls be like: Suit yourself, I’m not the pill, and my baby daddy gonna be payin’ for his babyGuys be like: Any drugs stores open…

Freedumb.

For some folks, it only matters who is doing the telling…

I’m all for calling it the Trump vaccine if it means his MAGoos will finally take it.

Thanks for ruining the comics section. If I want this argument I’ll just go to Facebook or the news.

Kinda like the old joke: Woman in labor in hospital, waiting to spit out the baby.. She moaning, groaning, complaining.. She said " Don’t you think you are EVER making me pregnant..This hurts too much". He replies:“Well I offered you to do anal,but you said it hurt too much.. Make up my mind!!” Mic drop

Sadly, there’s truth to this!

Reversible Mandate!

This is a nod to the latest vax conspiracy theory, which claims that liberals have been urging conservatives to take the jab with the expectation (hope) that they will do the opposite and die of COVID.

Reverse psychology can backfire. I know, I tried it with my kids when they were small. “Don’t eat those vegetables!”

If the attempt is to make a comparison to vaccination, it’s not nearly parallel. Vaccination resistance has nothing to do with stubbornness or contrariness.

“Baah helmut smellmut. I’m vaxxed, baby.” Lol jk jk

I’d let him not wear the helmet. Thins the idiots out of the gene pool.

Actually, this cartoon is not about helmets but vaccines.

Ah, nothing like inhaling that wonderful vacuum!