I rode a motorcycle for years in my youth both dirtbikes and a superbike always wore a helmet . One time I picked my bike up from the shop got it home unloaded it and figure id take a slow ride around the block no helmet, I tapped the front brake tire washed out from gravel and smacked my head on the pavement suffered a massive concussion that messed up my nervous system for almost a year.
Girls be like: Wear a rubber, dude.Guys be like: No one going to make me wear one of those on my johnsonGirls be like: Suit yourself, I’m not the pill, and my baby daddy gonna be payin’ for his babyGuys be like: Any drugs stores open…
Kinda like the old joke: Woman in labor in hospital, waiting to spit out the baby.. She moaning, groaning, complaining.. She said " Don’t you think you are EVER making me pregnant..This hurts too much". He replies:“Well I offered you to do anal,but you said it hurt too much.. Make up my mind!!” Mic drop
This is a nod to the latest vax conspiracy theory, which claims that liberals have been urging conservatives to take the jab with the expectation (hope) that they will do the opposite and die of COVID.
If the attempt is to make a comparison to vaccination, it’s not nearly parallel. Vaccination resistance has nothing to do with stubbornness or contrariness.
Algolei I almost 3 years ago
“Do not eject yourself into space without a spacesuit.”
There. Problem solved!
kingdiamond69 almost 3 years ago
I rode a motorcycle for years in my youth both dirtbikes and a superbike always wore a helmet . One time I picked my bike up from the shop got it home unloaded it and figure id take a slow ride around the block no helmet, I tapped the front brake tire washed out from gravel and smacked my head on the pavement suffered a massive concussion that messed up my nervous system for almost a year.
Always wear a helmet no matter what .
Ratkin Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Perverse psychology.
Gent almost 3 years ago
No brains no helmet. Also vice versa.
chuckcork1 almost 3 years ago
Girls be like: Wear a rubber, dude.Guys be like: No one going to make me wear one of those on my johnsonGirls be like: Suit yourself, I’m not the pill, and my baby daddy gonna be payin’ for his babyGuys be like: Any drugs stores open…
Lord King Wazmo Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Freedumb.
donlackie almost 3 years ago
For some folks, it only matters who is doing the telling…
Differentname almost 3 years ago
I’m all for calling it the Trump vaccine if it means his MAGoos will finally take it.
Deezlebird almost 3 years ago
Thanks for ruining the comics section. If I want this argument I’ll just go to Facebook or the news.
k0rcj almost 3 years ago
Kinda like the old joke: Woman in labor in hospital, waiting to spit out the baby.. She moaning, groaning, complaining.. She said " Don’t you think you are EVER making me pregnant..This hurts too much". He replies:“Well I offered you to do anal,but you said it hurt too much.. Make up my mind!!” Mic drop
gantech almost 3 years ago
Sadly, there’s truth to this!
Iseau almost 3 years ago
Reversible Mandate!
awcoffman almost 3 years ago
This is a nod to the latest vax conspiracy theory, which claims that liberals have been urging conservatives to take the jab with the expectation (hope) that they will do the opposite and die of COVID.
kartis almost 3 years ago
Reverse psychology can backfire. I know, I tried it with my kids when they were small. “Don’t eat those vegetables!”
Ol' me almost 3 years ago
If the attempt is to make a comparison to vaccination, it’s not nearly parallel. Vaccination resistance has nothing to do with stubbornness or contrariness.
geese28 almost 3 years ago
“Baah helmut smellmut. I’m vaxxed, baby.” Lol jk jk
Bill The Nuke almost 3 years ago
I’d let him not wear the helmet. Thins the idiots out of the gene pool.
newyorkslim almost 3 years ago
Actually, this cartoon is not about helmets but vaccines.
wiatr almost 3 years ago
Ah, nothing like inhaling that wonderful vacuum!