Is it too late to get a bet down on a double choke and what are the odds? I’ll put a C-note on it. Choke #1, Tevin – check (as Mopman breathes a loud sigh of relief), choke #2, after a Kettering TD, Tevin scoots the ‘Larks into field goal range to tie the game to go to overtime and the Milford placekicker pushes it wide left as time expires
Bet that Marty Moon will suffer a debilitating stroke resulting from his bitter rage, anger and vile over GilPa’s continuing coaching incompetence to complete this weeks game trifecta
P2, this Kettering LB is quite a hitter. Not only did he cause a fumble on this play, but apparently at some point he knocked the “P” part of the emblem on his helmet clean off.
P1 Tevin’s “deer in the headlights” look in hearing the “coach” instruct the offense to take care of the ball while moving on the ground is too much pressure to bear
P2 Tevin goes pale as he realizes he f’ed up after Marty Moon told T before the game started that he had big money on Milford and warned him not to f it up, or else, worse, T realized he will be subject it incessant rafts of s**t from Guts Spiller about his proclivity for choking
Gosh darn you Snarkers! The Ma & Pa Kettles are NOT in The Valley Conference! The Fightin’ GilPas are in play for that coveted 2nd place ribbon. I’m so mad I wanna slap the Johnnie Walker outta Moonpie’s mouth.
To be fair, I wouldn’t call Tevin fumbling while getting hit a choke. Fumbling the snap, or throwing a horrible interception would be more like it. But, if it gets me out of debt, I’ll take it.
And speaking of taking it, you’re going to take today’s Mopped Up Thorp, and you’re going to like it!
Ravenswing over 3 years ago
Looks like the caption for P3 really ought to be “Grrrrr! Gorog MAIM puny players!”
Gil-doh! over 3 years ago
P3 thought bubble: “there goes my drinking money, Gil Thorp must die!”
Mr Reality over 3 years ago
In all reality , is this The Choke or will there be a greater Choke to come,inquiring minds want to know !
Gil-doh! over 3 years ago
Is it too late to get a bet down on a double choke and what are the odds? I’ll put a C-note on it. Choke #1, Tevin – check (as Mopman breathes a loud sigh of relief), choke #2, after a Kettering TD, Tevin scoots the ‘Larks into field goal range to tie the game to go to overtime and the Milford placekicker pushes it wide left as time expires
Bet that Marty Moon will suffer a debilitating stroke resulting from his bitter rage, anger and vile over GilPa’s continuing coaching incompetence to complete this weeks game trifecta
The Pro from Dover over 3 years ago
Fumble! I told you so. Granted that was three or four weeks ago but I told you so.
ranelson43 over 3 years ago
Relax. Even a 66-yarder leaves ’em a point shy.
jslabotnik over 3 years ago
P2, this Kettering LB is quite a hitter. Not only did he cause a fumble on this play, but apparently at some point he knocked the “P” part of the emblem on his helmet clean off.
Gil-doh! over 3 years ago
P1 Tevin’s “deer in the headlights” look in hearing the “coach” instruct the offense to take care of the ball while moving on the ground is too much pressure to bear
P2 Tevin goes pale as he realizes he f’ed up after Marty Moon told T before the game started that he had big money on Milford and warned him not to f it up, or else, worse, T realized he will be subject it incessant rafts of s**t from Guts Spiller about his proclivity for choking
LawrenceS over 3 years ago
Pride goeth before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a Kettering TD.
HooDaD over 3 years ago
Coaches Held Hostage: Mimi, Day 45.
bearwku82 over 3 years ago
P1- Reckless, illogical and crude. Now that’s Milford.
jayesquire over 3 years ago
Choking already??? I thought Tevin would save blowing the game until the playdowns !!!!
hifirick1953 over 3 years ago
Let’s get ready to Fumble!!!!
hifirick1953 over 3 years ago
Maybe Boyd choked when he missed that block???
Irish53 over 3 years ago
Tweet this, Heather
Irish53 over 3 years ago
P 2.5 (Gil’s voice): “…I said ‘safe and smart’ Tevin….not the opposite of that…”
jrankin1959 over 3 years ago
Try to keep the enthusiasm out of your voice in making the call…
twainreader over 3 years ago
Well, Heather. I guess you know why I’m sticking with the Delaware Wing T instead of that futuristic Spread stuff.
dadjo over 3 years ago
A quick 6 for the K-boys begins Milford’s quest for second in the Valley!
GMan over 3 years ago
Sorry Gil. No second place finish for you again this year.
Irish53 over 3 years ago
More Batman sound effects too
BrandonMayhew over 3 years ago
Just Tevin doing his Daniel Jones impersonation
braindead Premium Member over 3 years ago
I think the tackler was Rip Haywire. Ka-bonk!
bearwku82 over 3 years ago
Gosh darn you Snarkers! The Ma & Pa Kettles are NOT in The Valley Conference! The Fightin’ GilPas are in play for that coveted 2nd place ribbon. I’m so mad I wanna slap the Johnnie Walker outta Moonpie’s mouth.
Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham over 3 years ago
Save us, Steve Lehto from yesterday’s strip!
Irish53 over 3 years ago
The action from the last couple of days is still better than the strips that only show the inane banter of Spiller and Kiana
seismic-2 Premium Member over 3 years ago
See, Tevin? If you had just played Madden 22 with the other guys, then you would have learned how to hold onto the football better!
Mopman over 3 years ago
YES! I’m gonna break even, I’m gonna break even! And no busted kneecaps!
Mopman over 3 years ago
To be fair, I wouldn’t call Tevin fumbling while getting hit a choke. Fumbling the snap, or throwing a horrible interception would be more like it. But, if it gets me out of debt, I’ll take it.
And speaking of taking it, you’re going to take today’s Mopped Up Thorp, and you’re going to like it!
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