B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for September 27, 2021

That’s the early “Mary Poppins” model. Chim-chiminey!https://youtu.be/7EtZt9Ur-nU

Used; why not get a new one. Used shells no guarantee. Maybe check the shell fax.

Great place to go when setting up a shell company.

What happened to the original owner….

A slick sales turtle indeed.

Gonna need it.

- Aha! And what is the big cauldron above the stove good for?

- For turtle soup!

But these is tortoises. Maybe turtle shells works for tortoises too?

But under which shell is the pea?

Pays to plan ahead!

What kind of shell game is this guy playing?

Just remember two words…caveat emptor!

If you buy the one with the winter package, you gotta file annual reports with the EPA…

(Environmental Protection Agency for those outside the USA)

Shell shopping before the cold sets in…is there a lower level?

You know, now that I think of it, I don’t see people use turtle-less shells for anything. I mean there are sea shells for sale everywhere. Lots of seashell art, but rarely do I see anything with a Turtle shell.

I really have to laugh at the term “pre-owned” that they substitute for “used” these days. I wonder which wise-guy MBA came up with that term at some staff meeting.

Sales of turtle shell are alway slow.

The used turtle shell lot is right next to the diner that serves Turtle soup!!

Just make certain that you walk directly UP the slope or you’re taking a big chance of walking at an angle to your left!

Reminds me of shopping for an RV.

Smokin!

Either that or square barnacles…

Any port in a storm, especially in this housing market.

Moving day requires a skilled surgeon.

Is that like “hermit turtles?”

What, no solar panels?

Go for polyurethane foam instead.