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Off the Mark

By Mark Parisi

Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 29, 2021

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    mikeyman  over 3 years ago

    More people get that without even knowing.

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    MichaelAxelFleming  over 3 years ago

    Rats.

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    Its just me  over 3 years ago

    That’s why I only get pizzas where I can watch them being made!

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    Now, don’t play with your pizza, cat.

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    bluegirl285  over 3 years ago

    Need you ask?

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    joegeethree  over 3 years ago

    Wonder if that comes with pineapples?

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago

    You want a piece of this!?!?

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    LMAO! VERY FUNNY!

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    backyardcowboy  over 3 years ago

    It’s your own fault for not putting a password into your cellphone.

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    It better have anchovies, too!

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    jango  over 3 years ago

    My slice has mice

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    vics_machine Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I’m just going to leave this here:

    https://verminsupreme.com/

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    Nuliajuk  over 3 years ago

    With extra sky raisins?

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “Love to eat them mousies, mousies what I love to eat….”

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    Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member over 3 years ago

    And extra Himalayan squirrel topping!

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    tiomax  over 3 years ago

    That’s not a real cat.  A real cat wouldn’t admit to anything!

    https://i.pinimg.com/originals/fe/9f/73/fe9f73bb0fdff14aa9e216b5c7a36ca5.jpg

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    LrdSlvrhnd  over 3 years ago

    Vermin Supreme is a perennial political candidate (most famously Presidential, but he’s run for other offices) in NH. Wears a boot on his head, and has promised to fund zombie preparedness.

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    syzygy47  over 3 years ago

    Mmmm…vermin.

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    Ka`ĹŤnĹŤhi`ula`okahĹŤkĹ«miomio`ehiku Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Beautiful. Of course he did!

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    Daeder  over 3 years ago

    My cat’s favorite pizza is the “parakeet lover’s”.

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    Baucuva  over 3 years ago

    Almost seems like the cat ordered the best pizza. The other two are a good start.

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    richardjohnsonvp  over 3 years ago

    Vermin Supreme? Nothing but respect for MY President! XD

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    SpammersAreScum  over 3 years ago

    This is Vermin Supreme: https://verminsupreme.com/

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    stevenxfiles  over 3 years ago

    Garfield!???

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