Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 30, 2021

Next week the same cow’s phone will show a picture of a thousand couples getting married.

An APP reminder:

Time to jump over the Moonies.

Every body is a critic.

Last week, the moon was full.

“I just know … I’ll never make it over the moon.”

Last week apogee, next week perigee.

This time he hit the moon. It was utter despair.

No wonder the cow jumps over the moon…

This is why you should uninstall those darned “health apps”.

This is what SHE saw

https://www.gocomics.com/inthebleachers/2021/09/30

You see, that’s the problem…You jump over the moon one time and people start expecting it all the time.

That’s because the moon was at apogee last week!

It gets harder. The moon’s orbit is getting further from Earth, at the rate of bout 1.5 inches per year.

It should be good he jumped farther! You don’t see long jumpers try jumping a shorter distance.

if you find it pointless and are gonna feel bad for what it says, why download it at all?