Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for September 30, 2021

  1. John wayne
    The Duke  about 3 years ago

    That’s a lot of joy!

     •  Reply
  2. Coyote
    eromlig  about 3 years ago

    One good golf story deserves another, right? Did I say “good”? Well, here’s another golf story anyway:

    An older couple, both avid golfers, are discussing life. The wife asks her husband, “Darling, if I died, do you think you’d remarry?”

    The husband thinks about that a few seconds, and then says, “Yes, I suppose I would.”

    “And would she sleep in this bed?” she asks him.

    “Yes, of course she would, if we’re married.”

    “Would she drive my car?”

    “Well, sure. Why not?”

    “And would she use my golf clubs?”

    “No, absolutely not,” comes his adamant response.

    “She’d sleep in this bed and drive my car, but not use my golf clubs? Why is that?” the wife wants to know.

    The husband replies, “She’s left-handed.”

     •  Reply
  3. B986e866 14d0 4607 bdb4 5d76d7b56ddb
    Templo S.U.D.  about 3 years ago

    I hope Mr. Rush didn’t hoard that much TP during the pandemic’s start in order to do that feat.

     •  Reply
  4. Cyan
    monkeysky  about 3 years ago

    The lightning one makes sense. Electricity takes the path of least resistance, so unless the person sticks their feet out the door and onto the ground, there’s no reason for the lightning to loop around into them.

     •  Reply
  5. Bluedog
    Bilan  about 3 years ago

    Rush would’ve made it to 102 rolls, but he was stampeded by people that wanted to hoard the TP.

     •  Reply
  6. Badass uncle sam
    hawgowar  about 3 years ago

    Obviously Mr. Rush has too much time on his hands.

     •  Reply
  7. Missing large
    Susan00100  about 3 years ago

    So—THAT explains the toilet paper shortage during the pandemic!

     •  Reply
  8. Missing large
    Susan00100  about 3 years ago

    That rubber ducky might have been a plug for Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony.

     •  Reply
  9. Animiertes spass lustig bild 0179
    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  about 3 years ago

    I wanted to add a joke about 101 dalmatians and a rhyme about Mr. Rush had something to flush…but it just didn’t want to come outta my forehead

     •  Reply
  10. Missing large
    profbob  about 3 years ago

    The six-stories-tall, 30,000-pound spectacle named Mama Duck is being brought back by the Redpath Waterfront Festival, presented by Billy Bishop Airport, Toronto, Canada which runs June 19 to 21Is this the same duck?

     •  Reply
  11. Freedom
    bookworm0812  about 3 years ago

    So he’s the reason people couldn’t find toilet paper during the pandemic.

     •  Reply
  12. Funny comic face
    Technicholls  about 3 years ago

    How does a 25 foot tall inflatable duck mysteriously show-up?

     •  Reply
  13. Huckandfish
    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 3 years ago

    David, Jack, and Joy. Larry, Moe, and Curly Joe. Casper, Malchoir, and Belthazar. Snap, Crackle, and Pop. Front and center! Double time!

    Take care, may famed Name Dean Dr. Addlellantah Fop Mawentmenchord be with you, and gesundheit.

     •  Reply
  14. Avt freyjaw nurse48
    FreyjaRN Premium Member about 3 years ago

    The truck tale is no surprise. As for the balancing act, why?

     •  Reply
  15. Download
    artegal  about 3 years ago

    And now we have an explanation for last year’s TP shortage.

     •  Reply
  16. Missing large
    walt1968pat Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Mr. Rush has too much time on his hands and not enough brains in his head.

     •  Reply
  17. Bobbyavatar
    Saddenedby Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I suppose if one is incontinent that the balancing act might be useful. 3 believes just because I don’t want people upset today. Have a great day and may the rubber duck 10-4 you on his way to joining the convoy.

     •  Reply
  18. Missing large
    tremaine53  about 3 years ago

    Now, if David could balance a hundred TOILETS on his forehead, we’d be talking about something noteworthy.

     •  Reply
  19. Greg backlit
    mindjob  about 3 years ago

    David was on his way to TP somebody’s house with his high school buddies

     •  Reply
  20. Klingon crest a
    Scott S  about 3 years ago

    We saw a truck in the parking lot get struck by lightning.

    After the storm passed we went outside to look at it. There was a big hole melted through the bottom of the truck bed & the electrical system was completely fried.

     •  Reply
  21. Missing large
    PaleoCon  about 3 years ago

    Southwestern Florida is the thunderstorm capital of the U. S.!

     •  Reply
  22. Missing large
    CJ Flintstone  about 3 years ago

    I only see 85 rolls of toilet paper.

     •  Reply
  23. Screen shot 2021 05 17 at 9.03.40 am
    gozar  about 3 years ago

    One time I had a regular size rubber duck.

    One time I balanced 1 toilet paper roll on my forehead.

    May Lord Buckley be with you.

    Lord Richard Buckley was an American stand-up comedian and recording artist, who in the 1940s and 1950s created a character that was part English royalty, part Dizzy Gillespie.

     •  Reply
  24. Photo
    FreyatheWanderer  about 3 years ago

    David Rush must have been REALLY popular when the COVID-19 pandemic began. :D

     •  Reply
  25. Bucketsidav
    Ripplin Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Is that an ad for Ford or something? Could’ve just said “truck” and no one would’ve cared what kind it was. :p

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Ripley's Believe It or Not