FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 24, 2021

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 3 years ago

    Uh…

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    momofalex7  about 3 years ago

    Are we supposed to think that the fridge is warmer than the kitchen?

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    salakfarm Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Unlike every other woman in the world, it’s always too hot for her.

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    sallyseckman  about 3 years ago

    Usually it’s the father who’s supposed with keeping the thermostat down.

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    michaeljwolff  about 3 years ago

    Wait! She found a tofu turkey?

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    pathamil  about 3 years ago

    She bought the non-frozen turkey a month ago, then had to freeze it so it would keep until Thanksgiving…

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    dflak  about 3 years ago

    My son used to complain that we kept the house too cold. We told him that if he wore sweat pants and sweat shirt like my wife and I did instead of shorts and a T-shirt he might rethink it.

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    dflak  about 3 years ago

    My wife and I have his and hers thermostats: mine is marked in degrees Fahrenheit, hers has two positions: too hot and too cold.

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    pathamil  about 3 years ago

    [Holding out hand, fingers spread] “I used to draw you.”

    — Mitch Hedberg

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dA8CZyLrsrI

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    shguthr  about 3 years ago

    Yes. That’s the joke.

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    tcayer  about 3 years ago

    So, umm… WHERE has she been keeping it all this time? On the counter?

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    Lee26 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Be thankful…..at least it isn’t a Tofurkey!

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    Nicki's ZoMcYo  about 3 years ago

    They need a wood stove. Those things get hot!

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    mindjob  about 3 years ago

    Today is the day the turkey goes into the brine

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    KEA  about 3 years ago

    I don’t know why she even has a thermostat

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    paranormal  about 3 years ago

    I’m surprised she’s not serving Tofurkey…

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    DudeHoldMyBearandWatchThis  about 3 years ago

    How is she putting the frozen turkey in the fridge when she’s facing AWAY from him?

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    fstop8  about 3 years ago

    I think my wife is part polar bear, she likes the house at 65 or so.

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    fredmcfly  about 3 years ago

    My house was like that growing up. 30 degrees and no heat in the house because my mom refused to make a fire because it wasn’t cold enough.

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    rebelstrike0  about 3 years ago

    The mother sure is a niggardly woman.

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