Why should I be tarred with the epithet looney merely because I have a pet halibut? I’ve heard tell that Sir Gerald Nabardo has a pet prawn called Simon and you wouldn’t call him a looney; furthermore, Dawn Pailthorpe, the lady show-jumper, had a clam, called Stafford, after the late Chancellor, Allan Bullock has two pikes, both called Chris, and Marcel Proust had an haddock! So, if you’re calling the author of ‘A la recherche du temps perdu’ a looney, I shall have to ask you to step outside!
Imagine over 3 years ago
More like psychotic…
Bilan over 3 years ago
That guy looks like he works for the IRS . . . he’s overqualified.
Sanspareil over 3 years ago
From the Star Wars movies, you have to be able to miss a barn door, with your weapon from 5 feet away!!
Also you have to wear armor that has zero defense from the enemy who are shooting at you!!
Milady Meg over 3 years ago
So, like fox news.
Doug K over 3 years ago
Don’t have to be crazy? We’ll settle for loony?
I thought loony was a special kind of crazy = moon crazy
(“Loony” like “Lunatic” comes from luna/lunar = moon/of the moon)
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago
Why should I be tarred with the epithet looney merely because I have a pet halibut? I’ve heard tell that Sir Gerald Nabardo has a pet prawn called Simon and you wouldn’t call him a looney; furthermore, Dawn Pailthorpe, the lady show-jumper, had a clam, called Stafford, after the late Chancellor, Allan Bullock has two pikes, both called Chris, and Marcel Proust had an haddock! So, if you’re calling the author of ‘A la recherche du temps perdu’ a looney, I shall have to ask you to step outside!
belgarathmth over 3 years ago
“You should be a lousy shot. We don’t want you to actually hit any heroes. Marksmen need not apply.”
blakerl over 3 years ago
So you are saying that Duck Dodgers and or Marvin the Martian should apply for the job? As they are Looney Tunes!!!
geese28 over 3 years ago
Also what’s the health benefits? Salary range? Type of blaster I can holster? Having stock in conquered planets?
MeGoNow Premium Member over 3 years ago
Next is the practical test. There’s a barn on Saporos 1. They take him there, give him a blaster and tell him to shoot it. If he hits it, he’s out.
ChessPirate over 3 years ago
“… But it helps!”
Zoomer&Yeti over 3 years ago
“That’s no Moon. It’s a . . . "
“Oh, wait.”
Calvins Brother over 3 years ago
“We’ll settle for loony…..or slightly odd.”
kartis over 3 years ago
Loony. Moon. Get it?
Csaw Backnforth over 3 years ago
I thought the expression was “you don’t have to be crazy to work here, but it helps.”
Yontrop over 3 years ago
They need to learn how to clone their storm troopers.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 3 years ago
The power suit makes up for minor deficiencies.
rwoods_rio over 3 years ago
Dirk forget your meeting with Clones R Us…..recruit Clowns, they work for laughs.