Free Range by Bill Whitehead for October 16, 2021

His name is “Brad”.

He’s being treated for a pounding headache.

I think he nailed that test.

Try a different tack, doc.

What do you expect when you keep showing him pictures of nails?

He’s got a one tack mind.

Reminds me of that scene from “Get Smart” where 86 goes to see a psychiatrist. All of the blots gets the same reply, man/woman kissing, man/woman holding hands, man/woman engaged in unmentioned act. Max says, “I don’t know why you are getting upset. You’re the one with the dirty pictures.”

The shrink is under a tack.

“I’d rather be a hammer than a nail, yes I would, if I only could.” Simon and Garfunkel.

Why do you keep hammering me?

yup, you’ve got a problem. Time to hammer something else in your noggin. :D

If the doc want’s to change him, he’ll have to drive his point home.

He’s trying to hammer out his frustrations, and he doesn’t nail it! Poor banger!

I see a lotsa strange looking amoeba Pokéymon.

Reminds me of the saying “when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail”.

That one is nailing a stud.

1) To a man with a hammer, everything looks like a nail.2) If your only tool is a hammer then every problem looks like a nail.3) Give a young boy a hammer, and he will treat everything as a nail.https://quoteinvestigator.com/2014/05/08/hammer-nail/

the one on the right hand is a Nazgul and the left is Cookie Monster

A few might look like a thumb…

In fact Doc, you look like a nail.

Must be one of those Kenosha protestors

if you see everything as a nail you’re probably screwed…