In all reality, I think Mrs Thorp is really hot can you hypnotize her to have an affair with me. Why !sure Marty and why don’t I take care of your drinking problem also !
P2.5 “Since I get confused about my blocking assignments, why don’t YOU fix MY choking problem, it will do more for me toward striving for excellence than any attention “Coach” Thorp and the staff give to player performance and development.”
P4: How did your hypnosis change me from a green shirt to a blue shirt. And how did you go from a yellow/green collarless shirt to one with a crew collar in one strip to the green you had on today? And what day is today?
P2.5: Tommy, how hard is sweeping out a 1960’s era jet? By the way, how does a High School kid get a Part time Ground Crew job?As a point of clarity, in the Milford time frame, the play should take its name from Green Bay’s “Power Sweep”.
P4 Serrano: “Hey everybody! What says we all get hypmotized by Spiller here? We can sleepwalk our way to a state championship minus the “coaching” we don’t really get anyway!” Even better we can block out any memory of post-game loofah sessions forever!”
Just when you thought it couldn’t get any stupider, they lower the bar even further. Nice to see the random color changes are back. Between Tevin waking up from his hypnosis session and Tommy calling timeout, he changed his shirt to a darker colored one, and Boyd also changed his shirt. And dyed his hair darker. Just how long was Tevin out for?
And speaking of dying, I’m sure you’re dying to read today’s episode of Mopped Up Thorp.
Ravenswing about 3 years ago
Next up … “I, uh, every time, um, I sit across from Denise Burke, I get, you know, um, excited … can you do something about that?”
Charks about 3 years ago
If I invite them to our next party, can you mass hypnotize the cheerleaders?
michaeljwolff about 3 years ago
Exit high school sports strip . . . enter beginnings of the zombie apocalypse.
Mr Reality about 3 years ago
In all reality, I think Mrs Thorp is really hot can you hypnotize her to have an affair with me. Why !sure Marty and why don’t I take care of your drinking problem also !
bearwku82 about 3 years ago
…..meanwhile up North in Syracuse, CK has gone the way of Linda Barrett and is living with her abnormal Pysch professor.
Gil-doh! about 3 years ago
P2.5 “Since I get confused about my blocking assignments, why don’t YOU fix MY choking problem, it will do more for me toward striving for excellence than any attention “Coach” Thorp and the staff give to player performance and development.”
st_barnett about 3 years ago
As Gil’s mini me clone also asks to be hypnotized all the rest of the team follows and ends up being Milford’s worst season in history.
chiphilton about 3 years ago
All Milford football players, regardless of position, seem to be the same size and have the same build.
jalthomas about 3 years ago
P4: How did your hypnosis change me from a green shirt to a blue shirt. And how did you go from a yellow/green collarless shirt to one with a crew collar in one strip to the green you had on today? And what day is today?
jalthomas about 3 years ago
What they don’t realize is they have been hypnotized daily to forget what happens in the showers.
Irish53 about 3 years ago
P 2: “…this story is borin’ the crap outta’ me….can you fix that?…”
twainreader about 3 years ago
P2.5: Tommy, how hard is sweeping out a 1960’s era jet? By the way, how does a High School kid get a Part time Ground Crew job?As a point of clarity, in the Milford time frame, the play should take its name from Green Bay’s “Power Sweep”.
Irish53 about 3 years ago
Of course, the hypnosis will get the team playing better, but HB will tweet that it’s all because of Gil Coryell’s genius with the Delaware Wing-T.
artegal about 3 years ago
You know, the SATs are coming up. Why not hypnotize everyone so they ace them?
hifirick1953 about 3 years ago
I think Milford is going to win the Valley Now!!!
Irish53 about 3 years ago
The team realizes trying anything, no matter how ridiculous, is better than talking to coach.
Gil-doh! about 3 years ago
P4 Serrano: “Hey everybody! What says we all get hypmotized by Spiller here? We can sleepwalk our way to a state championship minus the “coaching” we don’t really get anyway!” Even better we can block out any memory of post-game loofah sessions forever!”
tomcervo about 3 years ago
Next scrimmage, Tommy and Tevan take the field doing the chicken walk and flapping their arms.
Gil-doh! about 3 years ago
Through mass hypmotizaion, the team bonds, what’s next? TFCC (Too Cool For Consciousness) buttons and a rally (un)choked chicken for team mascot?
Mopman about 3 years ago
Just when you thought it couldn’t get any stupider, they lower the bar even further. Nice to see the random color changes are back. Between Tevin waking up from his hypnosis session and Tommy calling timeout, he changed his shirt to a darker colored one, and Boyd also changed his shirt. And dyed his hair darker. Just how long was Tevin out for?
And speaking of dying, I’m sure you’re dying to read today’s episode of Mopped Up Thorp.
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