F Minus by Tony Carrillo for October 26, 2021

We never got to do that!

Finally! An assignment I could like!

I feel seen.

Wish I had that back in school… :P :P :P

And that is the opposite of physical fitness? Why can’t we do both?

Teach what you know.

Suits me….

It is also a role reversal: If every kid needs their own couch to lie on, that is a lot of couches they will have to bring into the classroom. So it sounds like today the teachers will be getting a workout instead of the kids.

So hard… to lift spoon…

Now why couldn’t I have had a phys ed class where we did that? I would have had fun that day.

Teach the controversy!

♪♫ Dad is great!

Gives us the chocolate cake! ♪♫

At least hat’s funny. Unlike the order to teach the opposing perspective on the Holocaust.

How about opposing viewpoints to Christianity? That should go over well.

Astronomy class now includes a rebuttal from the flat-earthers. Health class will include faith healing and witch doctors. Civics and government will include lectures by the KKK. And let’s not forget ‘creationism’. The dumbing down of America just creates more Republican voters.

Wow! An actually cogent F minus strip, ‘ripped from today’s Texas headlines’…

Ah, showing the kids what the future will be like…

Brought to you by the dairy industry.

Depending on the quality and temperature of the ice dream -scooping it out can really build arm muscles!

All while watching depressing RomDram’s

A-HA! So I’m not the only one after all for whom gym class was almost always humiliating!

I think that’s a major in many colleges today….