Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 14, 2021

Not only is she the cue card girl, she’s also a contributing writer.

Still all snail-mail? What about email? That could automate things greatly with a little AI, and clean up a lot of the mess and throw the excess workers out of a job as well! Big win! Or is Doonsbury still stuck in the 70’s?

Ye old mail room strips are feeling like that early Simpsons episode in which Ringo Starr finally gets around to answering a fan letter Marge sent as a teenager (“They took the time to write me and I don’t care if it takes me another 20 years. I’m going to answer every one of them”).

We’ve changed Deep State to mean emergency funding programs? I thought it meant career bureaucrats who manage to keep any given group in power from totally ruining things in a single term. Or, according to that group, evil blockers of what is right and good.

WTF does “adorbs” mean? (Yes, I know I could search for it on t’internet, but I can’t be ar*ed)

OMS = Ontario Mail Service?

As a resident of Dayton I appreciate the name drop.

Zonk is related to the everlasting Tucks!

Zonker may not age but I’m glad he has matured.

Wait!! YOU RECEIVE MAIL? Last year the birthday gift my daughter mailed from Cincinnati to Florida on December 11 didn’t make it until after Christmas. (It went to Iowa!) And recently USPS cost me a $35 stop check fee because it was lost in the mail. Can you keep an eye out for it?

Always good to hear that our tax dollars are being used to make the state a better place to be. Well, most states. You know who you are.

As I recall Zonker, at least at one time did age, it was the result of his professional tanning career.

Mommy, what’s that big thing on that man’s face? I’m scared!

GQP plan: Privatize => Monetize ==> Monopolize

MAJ aborbs.XD

The cue card girl forgot the “totes” before her “adorbs”. XD

Does “adorbs” still exist?

Now I finally understand why Zonker’s skin never actually tanned during his competitive tanning years— it would have aged him.

Schwanzkupf does it for me.

Welcome to Doonesbury, the propaganda arm of the Democrat party. I am trying get this agitprop master off the comic strip pages of my newspaper and into the oped pages where it belongs. Welcome comments from the peanut gallery of Biden fluffers out there.

The cue cards were for the forever-zonked out Uncle Duke.Somebody forgot to tell her she’s fired and that Duke is obsolete.

FINALLY figured out that the Mail Wrangler’s hat, OMS, stands for ’Ol Mail Silo. Whoda thunk it?