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Response from Santa: âYou DARE bribe Santa?! Iâm gonna shove coal so far up your stocking, youâll be coughing up diamonds!â âRobot Santa Claus
codycab about 3 years ago
Thatâs a new one.
su43dipta about 3 years ago
Oh, bearer of the great beard!
in.amongst about 3 years ago
whew â thanx Garfield! I have been toying with the same idea for some time now, but thought it too reverential!
hariseldon59 about 3 years ago
Hey Santa dude.
Gent about 3 years ago
Oh leader of elfs, oh master of reindeersâŠ
bixya about 3 years ago
Hey, cute bearded big boy!
Dean about 3 years ago
I always use the gender neutral: Greetings,
But it has been decades since I wrote to Santa.
pcolli about 3 years ago
Naughty listâŠ. kicked Odie off the table âŠ..
FreyjaRN Premium Member about 3 years ago
Itâs never good to startle Santa.
BigDaveGlass about 3 years ago
âIâve been a good cat this year, by my standardsâŠ..â
BJ40 about 3 years ago
Garfieldâs either trolling, OR roasting Santa Claus.
Not very smart at all, ARE YOU, Garfield ?
Qiset about 3 years ago
Oh Great and Wise guy. Oh, a wiseguy.
Can't Sleep about 3 years ago
No, itâs âOh MIGHTY Bearded One.â
Say What? Premium Member about 3 years ago
Santa is probably wondering why he is getting Gandalf fan mail.
karmakat01 about 3 years ago
what, no âoh GREAT GIVER!â?
jagedlo about 3 years ago
shouldnât that be âHigh and exalted bearded oneâ?
Nuke Road Warrior about 3 years ago
Dear Mr. Claus, We notice that the warranty on your sleigh has expiredâŠ
Firestar about 3 years ago
Very funny, guys. RESPECT.
edmund_graham about 3 years ago
That is an accurate name for him, to be fair
Prey about 3 years ago
How about âHi Fatty!â
Clarence about 3 years ago
I canât believe thereâs only 10 days left until Christmas
cdillon85 about 3 years ago
How about, âO Generous Oneâ?
Cameron1988 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Thatâs funny!
preacherman Premium Member about 3 years ago
Hey, so, Iâm Santa Claus. Wow, who knew?!
Of course, we should all practice being Santa throughout our lives, whether we have long gray beards or not.
delennwen about 3 years ago
Santa baby, Just slip lasagna under the tree for me, Been an awfully good cat, Santa baby, So hurry down the chimney tonight!
CaveCat87 about 3 years ago
Iâm actually surprised that Calvin never got to address Santa that way.
raybarb44 about 3 years ago
Thatâs âMightyâ Bearded One to you catboyâŠâŠ
blakerl about 3 years ago
Response from Santa: âYou DARE bribe Santa?! Iâm gonna shove coal so far up your stocking, youâll be coughing up diamonds!â âRobot Santa Claus
geese28 about 3 years ago
Oh Great Bearer of GiftsâŠ.
Goat from PBS about 3 years ago
Now I want âOh Bearded One,â on every email I get.
Rose Madder Premium Member about 3 years ago
How about âOiâ instead of âOhâ â Oi, Bearded One?
bigger Nate about 3 years ago
He prefers to be called your HoHoness
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 3 years ago
I resemble that remark. :)
hagarthehorrible about 3 years ago
I wonder what the Santa can add to Garfiledâs list. Jon is nothing less than Santa, younger by the age, being the only difference.
Petemejia77 about 3 years ago
Pepsi Laptop?
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
How about: Dear cookie lover who-is-going-to-really-like-the-plate-we-set-outâ
Natarose about 3 years ago
Should have called him ââgreat bearded one"
Dgwphotos about 3 years ago
âOh Bearded Oneâ sounds like a greeting for some twitch streamers.
Dragoncat about 3 years ago
Well, that definitely got his attention.
WentHulk about 3 years ago
Not cool Garfield.
w16521 about 3 years ago
Well at least Garfield didnât address Santa as âoh fat oneâ.
BlitzMcD about 3 years ago
Perfect!
tvstevie about 3 years ago
Whoâs he trying to contact, Santa Claus or James Harden?
Johnny Appleseed about 3 years ago
Not very elegant or respectful lol
embodimentofinsanity (HASNT BEEN ON GC SINCE 2022) 2 months ago
bearded one sounds like an elden ring character