Lio by Mark Tatulli for November 03, 2021

Lio ought to know, glue can never be stronger than the surface it’s bonded to.

Don’t bother Rich. he’s screwing around with his nuts.

Sorry, but it was too obvious.

That’s rich!

Bee Gee’s

I should buy that stuff by the case! :/

Ugh I feel ya, Lio. Just broke up with a boyfriend and could reeeally use some Gorilla Glue myself.

Susie Derkins is so much more appealing.

I wonder if Rich is based on someone in real life? He looks more detailed that the usual Lio character.

I’m not sure that any glue will solve a broken heart.

Thus leading to Lio falling in love with a gorilla.

Gorilla Glue for the gorilla his dreams.

Unrequited love. I have been there. Give it your best shot. If she is not interested, she is not interested. Move on to the next one that catches your fancy. Then, give it your best shot.

Woohoo! Product placement! KaChing!$$$$

To fix the metaphoric broken heart you can’t use any kind of glue.

Just depends what you want fix, for Lio ,I suggest a gun shop. I would also suggest for those a little short on cash a real live gorilla.

It’s okay, Lio. You can live with a broken heart. (sigh) You can live a long, long time…

If Mark used HARDW it would have been funnier.

Sad