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Same thing with the person who tries to lose weight by watching an hour of exercise videos a day while sitting in an easy chair with a beer and bag of chips and wondering why they keep gaining.
I know technology isn’t that advanced yet. Why I remember as a kid reading a science fiction story in 1969 about moving sidewalks and flying cars by the author Robert Heinlein and now it is fifty years later in the future, and we still don’t have moving sidewalks! (Except for the one at the airport. But that is just an escalator flattened onto the floor!)
Ratkin Premium Member over 3 years ago
You’re still. That’s the problem. Don’t be still, at least not there.
The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago
Face it, that street double-crossed you.
JeromeBlue Premium Member over 3 years ago
That is so dumb. That is pretty funny.
sandpiper over 3 years ago
So when he saw the hand, he waved back and just missed getting decked by a bus.
Count Olaf Premium Member over 3 years ago
Same thing with the person who tries to lose weight by watching an hour of exercise videos a day while sitting in an easy chair with a beer and bag of chips and wondering why they keep gaining.
gopher gofer over 3 years ago
bet that really pushed his buttons…
dcdete. over 3 years ago
I know technology isn’t that advanced yet. Why I remember as a kid reading a science fiction story in 1969 about moving sidewalks and flying cars by the author Robert Heinlein and now it is fifty years later in the future, and we still don’t have moving sidewalks! (Except for the one at the airport. But that is just an escalator flattened onto the floor!)
Chris over 3 years ago
that’s false advertisement right there. :D
Doug K over 3 years ago
He should push it again … and again … Maybe someone’s trying to push his buttons.
uniquename over 3 years ago
Just wait a little longer.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 3 years ago
Maybe if you go to your computer and hit the ESCAPE key…
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 3 years ago
Slow adults at play.
mpolo11 Premium Member over 3 years ago
No Boy Scouts on duty.
moondog42 Premium Member over 3 years ago
He needs to be more chicken before he can cross
brick10 over 3 years ago
The cross-street transporter is currently out of order.
Gonzojr over 3 years ago
Read instructions in small letter:Put left foot (L) in front of the right one®, then move R to front of L an so on…
gcarlson over 3 years ago
As Lucy or Patty or Violet once told Linus in that situation, “You have to move your feet, too.”
The Orange Mailman over 3 years ago
Puh Push it real good!
DigitalJim over 3 years ago
I read where 95% of those things don’t do anything. Can you amagin the traffic mees in a city if they did?