Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 28, 2021

October 22, 2017

You can’t really enjoy not needing permission until you do need it.

Adam’s impending meet with the Rhino horn in the second scene does not look fun.

…which only reminds me of the fact that you need to have “The Man” in order to get any satisfaction from sticking it to him.

The latest science estimates that hominids are 200,000 years old with older versions that date back perhaps another 200,000 years. So my question is, why is it that the bible isn’t older?

Why ask permission to do something in the Garden of Eden when it would seem so much easier to ask forgiveness?

So, it’s like college?

Beer can keep you cool but your honey can keep you warm.

Adam and Eve… a nice Fairy Tale for the gullible.

And when “SHE” shows up, her first words will be “Cover that thing with a leaf”

Not much fun being naughty if there’s no one around to notice.

When the universe was your man cave.

who delivered the pizza??

Been waiting for a B.E. strip. Thanks, Wiley!

Isenthor1978, the bible is not 400,000 years old because religions evolved with human knowledge. Our ancestors worshiped the sun, weather, trees, etc. in the distant past since that’s what they saw influencing their lives. Religion is not a good topic for cartoons. People need a moral compass and any theology or philosophy has some value.

I suppose if you have parties and adventures all the time, it becomes what you “do”. Even “fun” can become tedious.

Waiting for Guttenberg?

And you don’t have to be careful when you have to cut one…

Guys? What guys?

as someone said… being lazy is only fun if there’s something you should be doing

Eve did exist then. She just didn’t want to hang around these animals.

I love when pizza and beer were invented then uninvented

That particular scenario pretty much would’ve limited the Human Race to one generation.

Eve was never in the Garden of Eden. It’s true. The Bible says it.

…and it came to pass…God had created Heaven and Earth, and saw that it was good…BUT.. He visited Adam and Eve in the Garden, and said unto them. “How you doing ?”…and they said,"Good"’, God said, “that’s nice…here’s the thing. When I finished creating you I found I had two extra parts. Since I only have one of each, I’d like YOU to chose, who gets which part.” Adam & Eve agreed. “OK” said God, “This part is called a penis, with the you can pee standing up.” Adam was excited ! “I WANT THAT !”, he said. God made it so. Adam immediately started “watering” anything that didn’t move, dancing merrily through Eden. God sighed, and said to Eve, “I hope you are happy with this other part.” Eve said, “What is this called, Lord ?” …God said,"A “brain”."

I guess I’m the odd one out. I like hanging out with girls.

God must be a frat party caterer, to keep Adam continually supplied with pizza and beer.

Who did the dirty dishes?The lazy men?

I wonder whether he’d enjoy it as much if he didn’t have a talking dog to hang out with…