Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 05, 2021

Goldfish are looking pretty good now huh?

Rob, you made your mistake in panel 2.

Rob push Satchel’s reset button !

Insanity is the rule at Rob’s place.

A losing cause, Pinkish.

Satchel is a better ‘straight man’ than Bud Abbot …

Fallacy, misconception , unreal, ungrounded, etc.! (Roget) !

All you need is a drop of thesaurus blood and you can clone them like, …, like a bookstore.

Stupid: idiotic, inane, Bucky….

Wasn’t Woolly Thesauri a fun toy that involved a face and magnetic shavings? Or was it a song by Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs?

No sympathy this time Rob, you started it.

And that will teach Rob not to make jokes.

I love the way Rob’s conversations with these two usually deteriorate into chaos.

A thesaurus is a Greek wood saw. Everyone knows that.

You use a thesaurus to cut your lumberous up. Put the lumberous on your sawhorsaus. Marcus the lineaus with a pencilionius and cut.

Greek is easy, just add a bunch of extra vowels to English and you have Greek.

I love Satchel’s expressions in today’s strip!

Now I know who is eating all the cookies at night.

Sarcasm does not pay…

Reminds me of a scene in “Bored Of The Rings” in which the Frito and the other boggies, Goodgulf, Arrowroot, Gimlet and Legolam were attacked by a giant Thesaurus (with large dangling participles and a pronounced gazetteer).

“Munch – to eat or chew” it said, as it noisily consumed their pack sheep. “Maim – injure or dismember. See ‘harm’.”

Leave it to Satch to know the proper plural form of thesaurus.

LOL!

Maybe they would recognize it by another name, some kind of synonym – good luck with that.

Sometimes you just have to admit it wasn’t a good joke and explain it.

He could’ve told them what it is in the second panel! Geesh

Zombies hunt by sound, so why aren’t they all lined up at the seashore being (more) confused and lemming-like at the sounds of the crashing waves?

I guess this is the reason pets get to running around the house for no apparent reason: trying to avoid the thesauri of whatever kind.

Sorry Robbo, but you brought this one on yourself.

I worked with some guys that acted like Bucky and Satch. My brain hurt every day.

Hoo boy……….

How conspiracies get started…

I like to tell my nephew that I used to hunt wild thesauri as a youth.