Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 26, 2021

Bucky – you’re crazy. But you do make me laugh. And yeah, I’m with Satchel on the injury rules. I’d watch that.

Gotta go with Bucky on these improvements.

Getting more like hockey.

Up next, 43-man Squamish.

Reminds me of Calvinball.

Bucky’s mind is … very … inventive.

Panel 5. Inflicting the injury faked. Hell yah!

Get rid of the Offside rule.

“Planet Mug” Good one Bucky!

Bucky keep taking the catnip every hour … on the hour ;-)

The short list of sports is Baseball, Hockey, Basketball and Football. If Bucky manages to get those changes implemented, that might just enable soccer to join that elite group, as well.

Bucky is onto something with the “faked injury” thing, just need the appropriate penalty, and my current thoughts would wake up the Geneva Convention.

How’s there a back-up goalie if there’s no goalies? (As if the rest made perfect sence)

I could support #4.

That might get me to watch soccer. Brilliant Bucky!

I’d watch it, but…. Lol

Both teams wear the same uniform. Or just a loincloth.

Doesn’t panel 4 contradict panel 2, Bucky? No goalies!

Finally, a way to make soccer (almost) watchable. Nice job, Bucky!

Penalty shots straight to the oompa loompas.

Has the Geneva Convention declared soccer “cruel and inhumane” yet?

Sounds like rugby to me.

Socce3r needs only one change to make it exciting: dump the offsides rule. That was put in place to reduce scoring so that weaker teams had a chance against stronger teams.

If there are no goalies, why would there be a back-up goalie??

I think these changes create need a whole new game and needs a whole new name, after Bucky.

Knife wielding Monkeys! Now that sounds fun.

I’m impressed that Bucky bothers to look up the Geneva Convention, but he’s probably doing it in order to implement what the Geneva Conventions condemn; I don’t picture the Buckster as adhering to international humane law.

Words. More words. We need more words.

Seems plausible. I’d watch! Especially the “Fake Injury” part…

Good Lord… Now I’m looking forward to seeing it.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME????

Sorry, but soccer bores me. Ninety minutes with only one score—if that. With very few exceptions, the ball stays on the ground, which makes watching a game like watching pinball where the bumpers move slightly.

Bucky might be on to something.

Why would a team need a back up goalie when you’ve eliminated them with your first change?

I’d watch his version.

I like number 4.