Free Range by Bill Whitehead for November 12, 2021

That’s “gust” a lot of “hot air”.

Hair today, gone with the wind tomorrow …

Ben Franklin to the rescue!

Her middle name is Gale. Which reminds me of Gale Storm. I used to love My Little Margie as a kid.

Fortunately for him, she didn’t use the shiny n smooth shampoo today.

and that’s just her armpit hair!

A hair raising tale. Well, sideways.

Is she worth it?

I like the flying cow.

At first he thought they were just headwinds.

The story of Rapunzel: with a little twist – uh – big twist-er.

Good she didn’t abruptly cut loose.

An entire house and a cow are both airborne? And the stone tower is swaying? That is one heck of a wind storm!

And I thought she was using too much hair gel.

850 Meters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cY5PHE4x_g

I liked the Mad Magazine version in which her long hair actually came from her armpits.