Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 27, 2021

now how did that happen? they must’ve goofed someplace.

Over the top

Oh c’mon. (luv the flag)

And now you know, Patrick.

I see he managed to get his pants back on first. So what did … actually, I don’t want to know!

That would not happen because of some putting the toilet paper on backward.

I see that Ralph got TP’d.

All hail the flag of Frosty!

It always goes OVER…never under.

Having been raised in a home with cats, under is the safe way. Since we do not have cats as adults, which way depends on the roll holder.

Wally doesn’t know what to think!

Absolutely essential trivia: Chinese first used paper for sanitary purposes; first recorded use about the end of the sixth century AD. Joseph Gayetty is widely credited with being the inventor of modern commercially available toilet paper in the United States. Gayetty’s paper, first introduced in 1857, was available as late as the 1920s. Gayetty’s Medicated Paper was sold in packages of flat sheets, watermarked with the inventor’s name.

I prefer it to come from the back & the one bathroom does. The other bathroom has the roll on the wall across from the toilet (it’s a narrow room) & with shorted arms, have trouble reaching it, so have the roll the other way. Neither roll would cause what happened to him.

TOO SOON FOR THAT FLAG!!! d;o)

Ever been in a situation where the Tp roll is uncomfortably far away ( like if you have back pain)?

We did. Keeps the cats from doing bad things. And then on a trip to Japan we discovered bidets. The cats have been mad at us over this forever. Even when we get new cats.

Sure blame the toilet paper.

Now we know where Norm gets it from!

“STOP, DROP, AND, ROLL” only applies to fire, not wiping(I HOPE)

Norm is getting in touch with his feminine side, wearing a long skirt.

This was his old Halloween mummy costume.

Another reason why millions of people are buying bidets.