Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for November 18, 2021

I failed at failing.

I failed at nothing.

Horace tailed to do nothing — he fell under a chair cushion (thus doing SOMEthing)…

Those who do not risk failure have no chance of true success.

So, Horace, you’re a success at failing!?

“Dark Side of the Horse”. Don’t fail to miss it!

Got the drop on you.

failure is your only option even when you do nothing.

I can sit in my own house and trouble knocks on my door….

Maybe he didn’t fail, but I think it’s time to start to flail.

Don’t underestimate yourself Horace.

While you are there, you might as well check for loose change Horace…!

Doing nothing ain’t as easy as it looks.

That chair’s roomier than it looks.

If Horace is going to fail, he should fail well.

It seems like every boss I ever had did nothing…

Never take a “trust fall” onto rickety furniture.

That cushioned the blow.

Nothing is impossible, Horsie.

The safest way is to do nothing.

Doing nothing, just horsing around, eh.

How embarrassing.

Peanuts had its kite eating tree now we have a horse eating chair? THE HORROR!

As my pets say, “I meant to do that.”